The "Why?" Thread.

I stay my Texas ass away from the cold

WHY THE HELL DID THE BIG XII AND BIG EAST DECIDE TO PLAY A BOWL GAME IN YANKEE STADIUM DURING DEC???? ITS GOING TO BE FUCKING 0 DEGREES THEN.

Anything below 40 is too damn cold for me

Wolfgangsta wrote:

I can see whining about -30, but not about the 30s in October...

What kind of temperatures do you think under 30 on the first day of October translates to in the dead of winter, Wolf? I live at 4,000' elevation at the base of a 9,000'+ mountain... Four straight years we have been negative temperatures on Halloween night and every winter we have "at least" one stretch where we go a solid week where the high temperature never gets above zero (Ever sat through 168 straight hours of negative temps?). Cars don't start, heavy equipment doesn't start, employees call in sick just because their too big of pussies to show up and shovel their vehicles out of the drifts, etc. Come hang out with me and let's see who has issues with cold, kiddo. Growing up here and having the thick skin you need to acclimate, I don't even bother with a long sleeve until it hits the 20's. Being tired of 40+ years of dealing with it every winter doesn't mean my "old" body can't handle it (As you eluded to earlier)... Just like the generation before me could probably take a lot more than I can, I guarantee I can take a lot more than the vast majority of this wuss ass generation can...

In the infamous words of Iron Mike... "You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch..."

We all know you're all mouth and no action, Wolfy... And for the most part we play along willingly to insure some sanity on the board. But sometimes you can say just one sentence that can really get under ones skin, even if it is just in jest. You talk and talk, but we all know what you really are.. An insecure little D-Bag that probably curls up in the fetal position at the sight of blood, the thought of physical confrontation, a snowflake blowing by, or pictures of clowns holding hypodermic needles (Actually that last one messes with my head)...

BTW - The winter pain from arthritis in my knee and elbow will probably pail in comparison to what my broken neck is going to feel this winter! Getting old sucks... Getting old with a thrashed body due to years of abuse REALLY sucks...

Here I was bitching today because its in the 60's for a low. When I lived in Virginia and the wind would come off the ocean in the winter, that was pretty brutal but nowhere close to what you deal with LTFG.

why drag it on wolffy? doing this only starts it all up again n u kn ow that

Why is it that some people get in the far left passing lane on the highway and go slower than the traffic in the other lanes?

Wolfgangsta wrote:

Why do supposedly grown and educated people type with n's and u's for and and you?

Why are you "asshurt" about such garbage? Pussy.

Why did this thread stop going?

Why am I always in a bad mood these days?

lol

Why cant we all just get along?

Why am I so god damn hungry?!?! RAAAWWRRRR!!!

Why do I have to goto class. I just want to workout, train, and spend time with my baby.

I thought the thread ran it's course, but..


Why is weed not legalized?

This thread will NEVER run its course lol

Why is American Idol so popular?

NoRegret wrote:

This thread will NEVER run its course lol

Why is American Idol so popular?

I'll admit, I watch the audition shows. I find it very very amusing. Nothing funnier then someone who truely believes they are the best singer ever get crushed. I laugh really hard from a nice healthy place. Nothing like it, I get great joy in those delusional fuckers getting their hopes and dreams flat out crushed. The shock on their face is priceless.

Why do I get swamp ass wen it's fucking cold as hell.

Haha Sooner- yeah, I will occasionally turn on those episodes if nothing else is on TV.

Why is college tuition so expensive?

Why does 95% of the population lose 20 IQ points the second they get behind the wheel of a car?

After making my morning rounds one thing is clear... People are idiots and when they get into a car, they're even bigger idiots. From morons who tail the cars bumper in front of them through at a 4-way stop because they're entitled and shouldn't have to wait for the other three cars around them to go, to the moron who leaves his signal on for 15 minutes, to the idiots that stop in the middle of a roundabout to allow waiting traffic to enter, to the blue hair who can't work a clutch on an incline and rolls back into the car behind her, to the imbiciles that wait until the first inkling of decent weather to throw on their wife beaters, crank up their awful music, throw on their blue blockers and gun it in their oil burning, $250 '78 Chrylser from red light to red light as if they're driving a freaking Ferrari. And yes, I saw all of this in a 90 minute stretch today to go along with the usual list of stupidity that occurs daily that isn't worth mentioning...

GDPofDRC wrote:

Why do I get swamp ass wen it's fucking cold as hell.

I hated swamp butt when I sold cars. Hot summer days in a suit and an ass raining sweat. I don't see how you get it on cold days?

I think I had a cold.

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

GDPofDRC wrote:

Why do I get swamp ass wen it's fucking cold as hell.

I hated swamp butt when I sold cars. Hot summer days in a suit and an ass raining sweat. I don't see how you get it on cold days?

I have the dark little oven car now and It's gonna be a hot summer in cali.

wow, I almost forgot about this thread hahaha.

why cant they fix the damn oil spill

Why cant I retire at age 27????

Why did i just KNOW the Kings were going to get the worst possible pick they could get in the lottery, yet three large market teams would make up the top 3?