The Ultimate Piece of Shit movie Thread

I will start the thread

1941

new indiana jones

Cast Away- Worst movie I have ever seen.
The Pianist- I fell asleep in the theater.
Anything with Johnny Depp- Johnny Depp sucks big hairy nuts
Snakes on a Plane

Caddyshack 2

Anything with Johnny Depp
I am Legend (because I had already seen 28 days later)

Anything with Johnny Depp
District 9-What a piece of shit.

Soonermark. Stop, you're embarrassing yourself

bobbitt15 wrote:

Soonermark. Stop, you're embarrassing yourself

Those are the movies I thought sucked. If you dont like it just kiss my ass. LOL

i liked District 9 but man did Australia suck

IDK cause i never saw it but when the lead actors say it sucked you know it was shitty

Birdofthad wrote:

i liked District 9 but man did Australia suck

IDK cause i never saw it but when the lead actors say it sucked you know it was shitty

District 9 bored the hell out of me. And it was also kinda weird.

the ending was weak but other than that i was entertained definitely not best movie material though

Birdofthad wrote:

the ending was weak but other than that i was entertained definitely not best movie material though

I just kept waiting for something to happen and it really never did then the movie just kinda ended without a real ending.

agree about the ending i was like wait thats the ending no frieking way

Birdofthad wrote:

agree about the ending i was like wait thats the ending no frieking way

Yeah that sealed the deal for me.

But really Cast Away was the worst movie I have ever watched. I have never been that bored in my life.

soonermark you are cracking me up with the johnny depp shit lmao!

josh200612 wrote:

soonermark you are cracking me up with the johnny depp shit lmao!

I fucking hate that guy. He sucks.

District 9 was really good, and a very refreshing take on an alien based story..

and if you hated the ending to D9 .. what did you think of There Will Be Blood and No Country For Old Men

The Adventures of Pluto Nash
Anything with Johnny Depp

josh200612 wrote:

soonermark you are cracking me up with the johnny depp shit lmao!

Lol same here

GolbeZ wrote:

District 9 was really good, and a very refreshing take on an alien based story..

and if you hated the ending to D9 .. what did you think of There Will Be Blood and No Country For Old Men

I still have not seen that movie. Does the ending suck because I was just about to put it on my Netflix

there will be blood was a good ending and no country was the wtf ending. D9 was badass and i loved the ending to that kind of a tear jerker for me no joke.

josh200612 wrote:

there will be blood was a good ending and no country was the wtf ending. D9 was badass and i loved the ending to that kind of a tear jerker for me no joke.

I had high hopes for D9 that was part of the problem.

i thought D9 was gonna be totaly diff dude never expected that kind of alien movie.

I hate everyone of these movies.



Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) (filming) .... Jack Sparrow
... aka "Pirates 4" - USA (informal alternative title)
The Rum Diary (2011) (post-production) .... Paul Kemp
Rango (2011) (post-production) (voice) .... Rango
The Tourist (2010) (post-production) .... Frank Taylor


Alice in Wonderland (2010) .... Mad Hatter
... aka "Alice in Wonderland: An IMAX 3D Experience" - USA (IMAX version)


Public Enemies (2009) .... John Dillinger
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009) .... Imaginarium Tony 1
"SpongeBob SquarePants" .... Jack Kahuna Laguna (1 episode, 2009)
... aka "SpongeBob" - USA (short title)
- SpongeBob vs. the Big One (2009) TV episode (voice) .... Jack Kahuna Laguna
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007) .... Sweeney Todd
... aka "Sweeney Todd" - USA (short title)
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007) .... Jack Sparrow
... aka "P.O.T.C. 3" - USA (promotional abbreviation)
... aka "Pirates 3" - USA (informal short title)
... aka "Pirates of Caribbean: World End" - Japan (English title)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) .... Jack Sparrow
... aka "P.O.T.C. 2" - USA (promotional abbreviation)
... aka "Pirates 2" - USA (informal short title)
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Legend of Jack Sparrow (2006) (VG) (voice) .... Jack Sparrow
Corpse Bride (2005) (voice) .... Victor Van Dort
... aka "Tim Burton's Corpse Bride" - Singapore (English title), USA (complete title)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) .... Willy Wonka
... aka "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: The IMAX Experience" - USA (IMAX version)
The Libertine (2004) .... Rochester
Finding Neverland (2004) .... Sir James Matthew Barrie
...And They Lived Happily Ever After (2004) .... L'inconnu
... aka "Ils se marièrent et eurent beaucoup d'enfants" - France (original title)
... aka "Happily Ever After" - USA (DVD title)
"King of the Hill" .... Yogi Victor (1 episode, 2004)
- Hank's Back (2004) TV episode (voice) .... Yogi Victor
Secret Window (2004) .... Mort Rainey
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) .... Sands
... aka "Legend of Mexico" - Japan (English title)
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) .... Jack Sparrow
... aka "P.O.T.C." - USA (promotional abbreviation)
From Hell (2001) .... Inspector Frederick Abberline
Blow (2001) .... George Jung
"The Fast Show" .... Customer in suit store (1 episode, 2000)
... aka "Brilliant!" - USA (cable TV title)
- The Last Ever Fast Show (2000) TV episode .... Customer in suit store
Chocolat (2000) .... Roux
Before Night Falls (2000) .... Bon Bon / Lieutenant Victor
... aka "Antes que anochezca" - USA (Spanish title)
The Man Who Cried (2000) .... Cesar


Sleepy Hollow (1999) .... Ichabod Crane
The Astronaut's Wife (1999) .... Commander Spencer Armacost
... aka "Noise" - Japan (English title)
The Ninth Gate (1999) .... Dean Corso
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) .... Raoul Duke
The Brave (1997) .... Raphael
Donnie Brasco (1997) .... Donnie Brasco / Joseph D. 'Joe' Pistone
... aka "Fake" - Japan (English title)
Nick of Time (1995) .... Gene Watson
Dead Man (1995) .... William Blake
... aka "Jim Jarmusch's Dead Man" - USA (complete title)
Don Juan DeMarco (1994) .... Don Juan
Ed Wood (1994) .... Ed Wood
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993) .... Gilbert Grape
Benny & Joon (1993) .... Sam
Arizona Dream (1993) .... Axel Blackmar
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) (as Oprah Noodlemantra) .... Guy on TV
Edward Scissorhands (1990) .... Edward Scissorhands
"21 Jump Street" .... Officer Tom Hanson (71 episodes, 1987-1990)
- Blackout (1990) TV episode .... Officer Tom Hanson
- How I Saved the Senator (1990) TV episode .... Officer Tom Hanson
- Last Chance High (1990) TV episode .... Officer Tom Hanson
- La Bizca (1990) TV episode .... Officer Tom Hanson
- Awomp-Bomp-Aloobomb, Aloop Bamboom (1990) TV episode .... Officer Tom Hanson
(66 more)
Cry-Baby (1990) .... Cry-Baby


"Hotel" .... Rob Cameron (1 episode, 1987)
- Unfinished Business (1987) TV episode .... Rob Cameron
Platoon (1986) .... Lerner
Slow Burn (1986) (TV) .... Donnie Fleischer
"Lady Blue" .... Lionel Viland (1 episode, 1985)
- Beasts of Prey (1985) TV episode .... Lionel Viland
Private Resort (1985) .... Jack
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) .... Glen Lantz

josh200612 wrote:

i thought D9 was gonna be totaly diff dude never expected that kind of alien movie.

Yeah it was way off what I thought it was going to be.