1. I have to pay a monthly fee to work out every day. Why the hell can't HW contenders get in shape for 6 figures.?
They're soft.
2. Floyd Mayweather's giving off the exact opposite image he intends to. Tough guy thug? Well, seems more like a super dumb politician caught in a web of deception in his negotiations with the Pac man.
I don't think he's going for tough guy thug. I think he's going for rich, pretty and flashy. Those negotiations are horrendous all around. Way too much ego.
3. Have Japanese lesbians ever heard of the word "Subtle?"
I hope not.
4. Is it just me, or is the Super Middleweight Tournament just a little too lenient on its losers? I'm surprised nobody's entered the ring on a stretcher.
Umm...?
5. How has Don King lived to be 80?
Feeding on the souls of young fighters and the general public. Making a lopsided negotiation with God and the Devil back in '83.
6. What the hell does Oscar De La Hoya do for a living?
Whatever he wants.
7. By the way, does he still wear 2 dollar prostitute under garments under his suits?
Don't know.
8. When will Larry Merchant throw up at ringside?
Larry's way too seasoned for that, if anything he'll have a casual stroke between rounds but play it off so most people don't notice.
9. I’m thinking of a certain announcer. Bang, bang ,bang. I’m thinking of another announcer. Sniff, sniff , sniff. Name both announcers.
Jim Lampley and Max "Wide-awake" Kellerman
10. Where the hell is Marble?
Marblehead? Maui?