Dumb People of the Day Thread

Police said surveillance video shows Navy SEAL Luke Shawley on a violent, bloody rampage last March on the Las Vegas Strip.

After having several drinks at a casino bar, police said Shawley went berserk, grabbed a pipe and attacked anyone in his path, including a 67-year-old woman, nightclub workers and police officers.

Shawley finally was tackled and taken to a hospital where tests showed his blood-alcohol level was twice the legal limit.

His attorney hopes to convince a jury his drinks were spiked with drugs, and he should be allowed to remain in the military and not go to prison.

Tests reveal no narcotics were in Shawley's system that evening.

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GDPofDRC wrote:

Police said surveillance video shows Navy SEAL Luke Shawley on a violent, bloody rampage last March on the Las Vegas Strip.

After having several drinks at a casino bar, police said Shawley went berserk, grabbed a pipe and attacked anyone in his path, including a 67-year-old woman, nightclub workers and police officers.

Shawley finally was tackled and taken to a hospital where tests showed his blood-alcohol level was twice the legal limit.

His attorney hopes to convince a jury his drinks were spiked with drugs, and he should be allowed to remain in the military and not go to prison.

Tests reveal no narcotics were in Shawley's system that evening.

Throw his ass in jail.

josh200612 wrote:

So bitches think they are gang-bangers now? I would love to fight that bitch one on one lol.

Awesome! Sometimes I just want to punch women and this gangbanger chick woulda been a fun chick to KO!

I wanted to punch this bitch across from me at work today. She was popping her gum real loud every 2-10 seconds. I need anger management.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110518/us_yblog_thelookout/loud-cell-phone-talker-removed-from-quiet-car-by-police
A woman who was escorted off an Amtrak train by police this weekend
after she allegedly refused to stop talking loudly on her cell-phone has
the Internet cheering her fate.
Civilians and quiet-car champions are supporting her
ejection for violating policy at high volume during the 16-hour journey.
It doesn't help her cause that she became belligerent when confronted
about it by one of her fellow passengers.


by the incident, though passengers said it was Beard who was being rude
by refusing to stop yapping while sitting in one of the train's
designated quiet cars. She had not stopped talking since the train
pulled out of Oakland, California, 16 hours before it reached Salem,
Oregon, when a passenger confronted her about the talking. That's when
Beard got "aggressive,", and conductors stopped the train so that police could remove her and charge her with disorderly conduct.

lol damn son!

That is from 2009? Will be crazy if they don't get off.

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OWA CITY (KWWL) -
Iowa City police say a woman who got sick from eating brownies with marijuana in them has now been charged along with her two roommates.

Officers were called to 13 Pentire Circle just before 10:00 p.m. Wednesday night for a report of a woman who's heart was racing after eating brownies with cannibus in them.

According to police, Alicia Christine Hatch, 19, called 911 because her heart was racing after eating the brownies which she knew had marijuana in them.

One roommate, Alexis Christine Riley, 18, admitted that she had also eaten some of the brownies, but was feeling fine.

Another roommate, Tearra Nichole Thomas, 19, admitted that she had brought the brownies back from Illinois and knew they had marijuana in them. She also admitted to eating some of the brownies.

Officers were able to confiscate two brownies that contained marijuana.

All three are charged with possession of a controlled substance.

http://www.kwwl.com/story/14730467/brownies-lead-to-drug-arrests

STUPID!!!!

http://beta.news.yahoo.com/jilted-ex-boyfriend-puts-abortion-billboard-194142831.html
A New Mexico man's decision to lash out with a billboard ad saying his ex-girlfriend had an abortion against his wishes has touched off a legal debate over free speech and privacy rights.
The
sign on Alamogordo's main thoroughfare shows 35-year-old Greg Fultz
holding the outline of an infant. The text reads, "This Would Have Been A
Picture Of My 2-Month Old Baby If The Mother Had Decided To Not KILL
Our Child!"

LMAO, some people are fucking STUPID!!!


stupid ppl of the day story of my own

one of my buddies(mr kumal) friends just quit his warehouse job because it was too loud for him...

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/TRAVEL/06/07/amsterdam.pot.shops.ban/index.html?iref=obinsite

Dutch to ban foreigners from pot shops

By Wayne Drash, CNN
June 7, 2011 -- Updated 1831 GMT (0231 HKT)

(CNN) -- The Netherlands plans to ban foreigners from the country's famed pot shops, a decision Amsterdam's tourism industry hopes goes up in smoke.

The Dutch Cabinet late last month said the measure was needed to "reduce nuisance and drugs tourism," arguing that "substance use of minors has to be countered more strongly and that coffee shops have grown into large points of sale of cannabis that are hard to manage."

Known as the "Weed Pass," the measure will turn coffee shops into private clubs for Dutch citizens over the age of 18. The memberships will last for a minimum of a year, and each shop will have a capped number of members.

"Persons who do not hold Dutch citizenship will not have access to the coffee shops," the Dutch Ministry of Security and Justice said in a statement.

"The Cabinet expects that closure of coffee shops to foreign drugs tourists will ensure that they no longer travel to the Netherlands to purchase and consume cannabis. After all, many of them can use the illegal markets available in their immediate surroundings," it says.

The government said the measure also is needed to crack down on drug trafficking near the borders with Germany and Belgium. "The number of criminal organizations that will be dealt with will be doubled from 20 to 40%," the Ministry of Security and Justice said in its statement.

But even in announcing the tougher stand, the government said Dutch drug use has "remained more or less stable in the past decade."

Under the current plan, the measure will go into effect this year in the southern part of the country, and then for the rest of the country in 2012.

The city of Amsterdam, including its mayor, has vowed to fight the measure.

"The Dutch government has decided upon this for the whole of the Netherlands. Amsterdam doesn't want it," said Machteld Ligtvoet, a spokeswoman for the Amsterdam Tourism & Convention Board.

Ligtvoet added, "Coffee shops are not actively promoted by our organization and are not used in order to attract tourists. However, the mere idea that one can buy and use soft drugs here is an attractive aspect of Amsterdam and its famous spirit of freedom."

The Amsterdam Tourism & Convention Board says the new measure should be dismissed because it discriminates against foreigners. The board also says it fears "soft drugs will be sold on the street again, leading to more crime and dangerous situations."

The Netherlands is renowned for its coffee shops where anyone over the age of 18 can freely walk in and peruse a menu of marijuana and hashish delicacies. Customers can purchase up to 5g of cannabis, and it can be smoked in regular joint fashion, as well as by bong and pipes. Alcohol is strictly prohibited in the shops.

Twenty-three percent of Amsterdam tourists say they visit coffee shops during their stays, according to the Amsterdam Tourism & Convention Board. "These tourists are an important (though not most important) economic factor of Amsterdam."

HIGH TIMES magazine has sponsored the Cannabis Cup for the past 24 years in Amsterdam, bringing together thousands of marijuana and hashish enthusiasts in the city known as the "Mecca of Pot." This year's Cannabis Cup is slated for November 20-24 and is not affected by the new measure.

But the ban could affect next year's event. "As a result, HIGH TIMES is encouraging all who've always wanted to attend the Cannabis Cup and visit Amsterdam to do so this year," the magazine says on its website.

when i was younger i was in a house that was getting broken into, we ran out of the house door, could hear someone vcoming in through a window.

it was my friends place, we get outside and he goes, "quick lets lock him inside and call the cops"

I was like "he will just unlock the fucking door from the inside"

hahah we still laugh about this to that day

http://www.themonitor.com/articles/masturbating-51608-parking-accused.html


Man accused of masturbating at H.E.B. parking lot

Comments 40
June 11, 2011 12:47 PM
Ildefonso Ortiz
The Monitor
DONNA — Authorities arrested a man accused of exposing his genitals and masturbating at a local supermarket on Tuesday.

Cesar Alvarado Carrizales, 23, was arrested by Donna Police after an investigation and was charged with one count of indecent exposure.

He was taken Thursday to the Hidalgo County Jail after a Donna municipal judge set his bond at $2,000.

Court records show that a woman contacted police on June 3 at approximately 9:55 a.m. after she walked out of the H.E.B on the 200 block of South 10th and toward her vehicle in the parking lot. The woman said she was surprised to see a man, later identified as Alvarado, inside a Chevrolet Corsica exposing his genitals and masturbating.

Authorities said it appears Alvarado didn’t notice that he had been spotted.

After an investigation, authorities arrested Alvarado and called back the victim who identified him through a photo lineup. She then provided investigators with a statement, offering additional information, saying Alvarado was the man who allegedly exposed his penis as he masturbated while sitting in his parked car in the store’s parking lot during broad daylight.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Grieving-New-Mexico-safety-hauled-off-plane-boo?urn=ncaaf-wp2673

Dumb Airport Security.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/18/florida.parents.killed/index.html?iref=NS1

Quote :

A Florida teen bludgeoned his parents to death with a hammer, stashed their bodies in a bedroom, then hosted dozens of people for a house party, police said Monday.
Tyler Hadley, 17, is in police custody, charged on two first-degree murder counts. Port St. Lucie Police spokesman Tom Nichols told reporters Monday that the teenage boy was denied bond.
Around 1:30 p.m. Saturday, Port St. Lucie Police Capt. Don Kryak said Hadley posted an invitation on Facebook, inviting friends to a party at his house.
Sometime after that, police said he used a 22-inch framing hammer to fatally beat his parents -- Blake and Mary-Jo Hadley -- in the head and torso outside their master bedroom door of their Port St. Lucie home. He then dragged them inside the room and used "books, files, towels, anything that he could find inside the home to cover the bodies," Nichols said.
Then, the teenager proceeded to party.
Between 40 and 60 people turned up sometime after 9 p.m., according to police. Nichols said that "during the party and after the party, there was a rumor that perhaps Tyler had killed his parents." But, while saying police wanted to talk to more partygoers, he did not indicate if anyone else saw the dead couple's bodies locked in the master bedroom.
Police became involved after getting an anonymous tip, which led them to conduct a welfare check at the house around 4:20 a.m. Sunday.
Kryak said Tyler Hadley appeared "nervous" when law enforcement officers arrived, telling them his parents were out of town. They eventually found the alleged murder weapon lying between his parents' bodies.
"The crime scene was certainly a merciless killing," the police captain said. "It was brutal."
Autopsies are being conducted on Blake and Mary-Jo Hadley, though police repeated that they believe both died from "blunt force trauma."
Tyler Hadley had dropped out of St. Lucie Centennial West High School and later took classes at Indian River State College, Kryak said.
Nichols said police do not know why the teen, who has made "no incriminating statements," may have killed his parents. There are no plans to charge anyone else in connection with the pair's deaths.
"I've known Mary-Jo since she was in high school in Fort Lauderdale," Charlene Moses, a family friend, told CNN-affiliate WPTV. "They are a nice family. The kids are always nice."

what DE fuck!?

Not surprised this is Florida, half the stories in this thread are from Florida.

Drown him.

http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/123512/sick_man_fakes_autism_to

I dunno who is dumber, the man or the woman he conned.

Was expecting Kim Kardashian sues babe for looking like her, this will do though.

Now then, Whaaa?

There are sick people in this world, but Michael Anthony Richardson III takes the cake. The 21-year-old Oklahoma native wore diapers and tricked two women into "babysitting" him by
pretending he had autism. He even drank baby formula, sucked on a
pacifier, threw tantrums, grabbed the breast of one of the sitter's
18-year-old daughters, and had his diaper changed seven times.

sorry just thought I should post the first part of the link I posted.

GDPofDRC wrote:

Not surprised this is Florida, half the stories in this thread are from Florida.

Drown him.

oddly true