Dumb People of the Day Thread

"And they said 'Oh yes Santa.' And I said 'Well that's too bad.' And then I said 'You know why Santa is so happy and jolly all the time?’ And they said ‘No.’ And I said 'That's because that's where Santa knows where all the naughty boys and girls live.'"

I would of gave him a butt drag then beat his managers ass and sued Macy's.

http://rt.com/news/fire-sister-revive-mummy/

Mummy fried - woman sets fire to house while trying to reanimate long-dead sister

A night fire in an apartment block has been caused by a woman who tried to reanimate her long-dead elder sister with electricity.

The horrific story happened in Ekaterinburg, the biggest city in the Urals.

The suspected arsonist, 69, apparently was not completely of sound mind, judging by her mental health record.

A year ago, her 73-year-old sister died from natural causes, prosecutors told Noviy Region news agency. However, instead of reporting the death, the woman preserved the body with gasoline and had been trying the reanimate it ever since.

Her last macabre experiment on Tuesday night involved “jump starting” the mummified corpse with two wires connecting the body’s hand and neck to the mains.

Despite what Frankenstein movies suggest, the electric current did not revive the body, instead setting it on fire.

The surviving sister is now in hospital suffering from burns and smoke inhalation.

Hey OU, Remote linking is not allowed. 50megs doesn't allow remote linking of pictures or files for free accounts. Will you please upgrade your account. Great talk.

GDPofDRC wrote:

Hey OU, Remote linking is not allowed. 50megs doesn't allow remote linking of pictures or files for free accounts. Will you please upgrade your account. Great talk.

lmao

killerofchicken wrote:

GDPofDRC wrote:

Hey OU, Remote linking is not allowed. 50megs doesn't allow remote linking of pictures or files for free accounts. Will you please upgrade your account. Great talk.

lmao

Is this what they told you?

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local_news/article/Burrito-price-leads-to-shooting-standoff-1226571.php


and


http://www.news.com.au/technology/pedobear-appears-in-americas-favorite-coupon-book-spruiking-for-cp-distributor/story-e6frfro0-1226025812331

The taco bell burrito price hike shooting is hilarious

I think that he was getting 7 of them is great. I can hear the dude now, "$10 fucking bucks buys me exactly 7 Frito Burritos, how am I supposed to live with just 5 Frito Burritos? huh, FUUUU! baka baka baka!"

That guy took a bit far, but i get pretty angry as well when i go somewhere for the deal and it's not a deal anymore.

GDPofDRC wrote:

I think that he was getting 7 of them is great. I can hear the dude now, "$10 fucking bucks buys me exactly 7 Frito Burritos, how am I supposed to live with just 5 Frito Burritos? huh, FUUUU! baka baka baka!"

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81391116/

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Lebron James's mom assaults hotel valet for turning off her car that was idling for a half hour.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=AsacXdLE4lWwupT4QBfDthq8vLYF?slug=ap-lebronsmomarrested

I just saw a grown man, around the age of 40, riding a razor scooter to work. Hilarious.

OU wrote:

I just saw a grown man, around the age of 40, riding a razor scooter to work. Hilarious.

LMAO I hate those scooters.

franklinfan2 wrote:

Lebron James's mom assaults hotel valet for turning off her car that was idling for a half hour.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=AsacXdLE4lWwupT4QBfDthq8vLYF?slug=ap-lebronsmomarrested

The lawsuit, filed Tuesday, alleges that valet Rock Feller Sorel suffered, among other things, “emotional distress, humiliation, mental anguish (and) loss of capacity for enjoyment of life” after allegedly being struck by Gloria James in the early morning hours of April 7 at the Fountainbleau hotel.


lol, get the fuck outta here man.

KingsOwn19 wrote:

franklinfan2 wrote:

Lebron James's mom assaults hotel valet for turning off her car that was idling for a half hour.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=AsacXdLE4lWwupT4QBfDthq8vLYF?slug=ap-lebronsmomarrested

The lawsuit, filed Tuesday, alleges that valet Rock Feller Sorel suffered, among other things, “emotional distress, humiliation, mental anguish (and) loss of capacity for enjoyment of life” after allegedly being struck by Gloria James in the early morning hours of April 7 at the Fountainbleau hotel.


lol, get the fuck outta here man.

Thats great LMAO!!!!!!! Lost enjoyment for life!!!!

dudes gotta milk it somehow, fuck that bitch

NJBeatdown86 wrote:

dudes gotta milk it somehow, fuck that bitch

Yeah but thats just alittle to far out there lol.

http://royalwedding.yahoo.com/blogs/man-finds-jelly-bean-with-striking-resemblance-to-kate-middleton-4555

A 25-year-old accountant has found Kate Middleton's face in a jelly bean. Yep. Wesley Hosie and his girlfriend, Jessica White, noticed that a mango bean in the jar they had purchased from the Jelly Bean Factory featured an uncanny resemblance to Prince William's future bride, the Telegraph reports.

The couple plan to sell it on eBay for 500 pounds (approximately $815), though considering one of Middleton's old dresses sold for $125,000 and the Royal Wedding frenzy is in full force, we believe they can garner a good deal more for the bean than that.
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WOW, the shit people pay for. Reminds me of an episode of Cheers with Cliff and a potato.

Can they hurry up and get married and make eachother miserable so we can stop hearing about Kate fuckin Middleton?


When are we gonna stop giving a fuck about these outdated kings,queens, princes and princesses?...irrelevant to Americans i tell you...are they even relevant to the brits anymore?

House of Windsor


Right?

or is it Hanover?

or am i Wrong ?

15 year old hit in head, shot, tackled, shot again, put in bath tub, had knees broken, hog tied, put in sleeping bag, burned in fire pit over facebook boyfriend/girl friend breakup shit talking.

http://www.wftv.com/news/27608134/detail.html

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=121995024545068&id=100002037129120

da fuck!!!