Some fighers are just....fat. In the words of the immortal James Toney, "Boxing ain't Bodybuilding." Following those words, James, short, fat and all, went in the ring to do battle with one Sam Peter. Elusive, fearless, quick and fast are just some of the descriptions of his unexpectedly brilliant performance. Sure he got ripped off, but who could forget the short, fat guy outboxing the tall, hullking African? Most blimps don't have the talent of James Toney. They're just fat, slow and boring. Too lazy to put in the endless hours of training necessary to become a world champion. Since I'm still taking nominees, I won't mention another world famous pork eating tub of blubber. I leave the rest of the nominees to you.