Chael Sonnen: Comedian

Subject: Re: Chael Sonnen: Comedian Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:32 am

bobbitt15 wrote:: I wasn't aware that was possible. Its back from '88 BTW, not recent

Well that does make it worse lol, but seriously I just listened to the song. I don't think I have ever heard it before in my life.

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OU wrote:: "Brock was robbed!!!" -Chael Sonnen

"Brock was getting ready to leap all over that big bum. He was
loading himself on the floor, like a coiled spring, and they stopped
it..." -Chael Sonnen

"I've grown skeptical of a sport that tolerates the type of injustice that Brock faced tonight. So, I am retiring." -Chael Sonnen

Subject: Re: Chael Sonnen: Comedian Thu Jan 05, 2012 4:08 pm

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Subject: Re: Chael Sonnen: Comedian Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:54 am

I swear, Chael Sonnen and Bill Romanowski sound EXACTLY alike. EXACTLY.

Subject: Re: Chael Sonnen: Comedian Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:22 pm

Quote :: "If a guy clubs you, you club him as hard, or harder, and you do it
right then. You don't wait a minute and then come back. He clubs you,
you club him right back, right then. He'll stop doing it. If you're in a
match and a guy gets intense, you get intense right back, right then,
as hard or harder, right then and he'll stop doing it. One-up him. If he
slaps you, you punch him. He punches you, kick him. He kicks you, stab
him. He stabs you, shoot him. He shoots you, go and kill his family."

one of the few quotes I'll give him props for. I got a laugh out of it.

Subject: Re: Chael Sonnen: Comedian Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:35 pm

OU wrote:

Quote :: "If a guy clubs you, you club him as hard, or harder, and you do it
right then. You don't wait a minute and then come back. He clubs you,
you club him right back, right then. He'll stop doing it. If you're in a
match and a guy gets intense, you get intense right back, right then,
as hard or harder, right then and he'll stop doing it. One-up him. If he
slaps you, you punch him. He punches you, kick him. He kicks you, stab
him. He stabs you, shoot him. He shoots you, go and kill his family."

one of the few quotes I'll give him props for. I got a laugh out of it.

eh.

The brock shoe cleaning line was way funnier.