Star Wars had ALOT of Fucking Idiots

this is really funny just found this

http://www.cracked.com/article_17546_7-classic-star-wars-characters-who-totally-dropped-ball.html

great excerpt

Admiral Motti, riding high on the whole "Death Star" thing, finally decides he's going to tell Vader off just like he practiced over the phone with his mother. After bragging that he's not scared of Vader, he tells him that his "sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fortress...[Choking sounds]."

Even though Darth Vader is a seven-foot-tall bionic killing machine with a sword that can cut through anything, making a personal attack against the man's religion is totally uncalled for. Any manager, be it of the Galactic Empire or Dunkin Donuts, is probably going to fire you if you interrupt a board meeting to call him the equivalent of "a fucking Jew."

Not true! Darth Vader was only 6'6" with his black platforms on Bird.

hahahah how do you know this?

and Billy Dee Williams sly ass shouldve known better hahahahhahaah

just look at the outfit

the friendly embrace

Birdofthad wrote:

and Billy Dee Williams sly ass shouldve known better hahahahhahaah

just look at the outfit

Now you know how I know! Billy Dee told me.

I suddenly am thirsty for a cold Colt 45....

I saw this a few months ago, It's fucking hilarious.

Video Review of The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones. Points out just how much there is that is really wrong with these movies.

The guy reviewing has a real monotone voice, but it is smart dry humor over and over again.

They are real long though, over an hour each so keep that in mind.

I'm posting part one of each.

The Phantom Menace (7 videos)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI

Attack of the Clones (9 videos)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBhi6qqFLA

Birdofthad wrote:

the friendly embrace

there is a good chance they are sword smooshing here

hahaha that was funny ubes

and GNP I have seen those videos before they are funy and man that guy seems crazy that does em hahah

Ninja\Rua/Fan wrote:

Very long but its worth it - http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/2010/01/12/star-wars-episode-1-the-phantom-menace-the-review-of-the-review-to-end-all-reviews/

Didn't realize this was brought up in January