Jokes! (Read first post!)

Everyone post up jokes. Doesn't matter if it's racist or offensive. We should all know this is fun and games. If you are afraid that jokes may offend you then do not read any further. Everyone post up jokes, long or short it doesn't matter. Also try not to post any jokes twice.

One day a guy (let's call him Wolf) ko'd a guy so hard it gave him brain damage, amnesia, Diarrhea and chicken pox.

Im gonna go ahead and wait to see what our forum moderator Golbez says on this one lol....if he gives the greenlight, then look out people!

That's a good idea let's wait for a sec.

There was an older Jewish man riding on a bus with a younger, Caucasian male. The younger man looked at the Jewish male and stated, "How come you Jews are so smart?" The older male replied, "It's these apples my friend" and held them out so the young male saw them. "One of these apples can increase your IQ by ten points. "Hmmmm" the younger man replied. "How much are one of those?" The Jewish male replied, "I'll sell you three for 9 dollars. That's 3 dollars a piece. What a bargain!" The excited young male paid the 9 dollars and started eating the apples. As he got off the bus, the younger man saw a fruit stand with apples on sale for 50 cents a piece. "What the hell is this?" the young man replied. I paid $3 an apple from you, but I could've bought these for 50 cents! The older Jewish male looked at him as the bus pulled off. "See" he replied. "You're getting smarter already!"

Lol.

Bob calls in to his job:"Hey, boss Im not coming to work today. Im really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so Im not coming into work." The boss says:"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and have sex with her. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that." 2 hours later Bob calls:"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! Ill be at work soon. By the way, you've got nice a house."

CervezaExtra wrote:

Bob calls in to his job:"Hey, boss Im not coming to work today. Im really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so Im not coming into work." The boss says:"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and have sex with her. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that." 2 hours later Bob calls:"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! Ill be at work soon. By the way, you've got nice a house."

HAHA, very nice!

https://ninjasplace.forumotion.net/off-topic-f4/the-joke-thread-t5304.htm?highlight=joke

there are some good ones in there

OU wrote:

http://www.ninjasplace.com/off-topic-f4/the-joke-thread-t5304.htm?highlight=joke

there are some good ones in there

Post jokes not links.

well that "link" is a JOKE thread that was started a while back...

CervezaExtra wrote:

OU wrote:

http://www.ninjasplace.com/off-topic-f4/the-joke-thread-t5304.htm?highlight=joke

there are some good ones in there

Post jokes not links.

Its a link to a thread already created on this site about the exact same thing. Just thought you might want to see what jokes we posted before. You want me to copy paste the same jokes I put in that thread? I could just merge the threads.

NoRegret wrote:

Im gonna go ahead and wait to see what our forum moderator Golbez says on this one lol....if he gives the greenlight, then look out people!

rofl! That was good.

I got another funny joke ;



Golbez.

Ok, sports fans, the thread says jokes not, "Hitler Youth Meeting."