Deez Nuts Jokes

Come on guys I know we got some old schoolers in here with some classics so let me hear them. Feel free to throw any other good jokes in here as well.

Have you seen Boffa? Boffa who? Boffa deeeez nuts........I got a few more for later if you get bored tonight bust your wife or your girl it works everytime. And yeah so what I still act like a kid sometimes...stay young

"you wanna beat something, beat these nuts nugga"- The Wash

I was just listening to some old Method Man and he had a good one:

"Honeys be like "Meth"; I be like "What?".
"We want some free CDs"; I be like "See Deez Nuts!"

Who ya got the phils or the yanks?

phil deeez nutz or yank deeez nuts. It worked great when they both went to the world series.

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

"you wanna beat something, beat these nuts nugga"- The Wash

Whats wrong you got the bubleeees.

Yo you seen Heidi? Heidi? yep Heideeeeez nutz in yo mouf.

A poem-

10 cents for half an hour
In the bed or in the shower

Make sure your dick is clean
Rub it up with vasoline

I want my money back
She's got a filthy crack

So I got by baseball bat
And I gave that crack a whack