...fuck....

Now I really know I would kick the shit out of Wolf.

Is Wolf really Mike Dallas Jr?

OU wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

KrazyHorseBennett wrote:

I wish you turds would at least spell Yarmulke right. I keep thinking of Yamaha when I see Yamaka.

Well duh I guess you didn't know the "Yamaka" was worn by the ancient Japanese Jews who were also Ninja Samurai.

BBC speaks the truth.

Thanks you Sensei! (Bows to almighty Yamaka Master)

This whole situation is ridiculous.

gomez1012 wrote:

Is Wolf really Mike Dallas Jr?

I don't think even Wolf would be as sad and pathetic as to pretend to be a mid-level boxer. I use to fuck with that guy hard over on the ESPN boards when he crossed over to the MMA section.

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

OU wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

KrazyHorseBennett wrote:

I wish you turds would at least spell Yarmulke right. I keep thinking of Yamaha when I see Yamaka.

Well duh I guess you didn't know the "Yamaka" was worn by the ancient Japanese Jews who were also Ninja Samurai.

BBC speaks the truth.

Thanks you Sensei! (Bows to almighty Yamaka Master)

You have become strong my son.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

This whole situation is ridiculous.

I've been meaning to ask, you might have already said the answer so bare with me. What did you hit him with? Right? Left? Straight cross? Hook? Not just right or left, was it your dominate hand? I assume it was. Where exactly did you hit him? On the jaw line? Cheek?

Scratch that, to avoid confusion can you and your friends and/or family reenact the incident, film it and put it on youtube? I think that video would surpass your last classic video and be declared instant EPIC status.

right hook, right on the side of the chin, jawline cheek area best I can remember.

What was I supposed to fucking do? My kids were right there! He attacked me in my yard for me dialing 9-11! I'm going to see if we can seek obstruction charges as well.

I've thought about doing that. Hahaha.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

right hook, right on the side of the chin, jawline cheek area best I can remember.

What was I supposed to fucking do? My kids were right there! He attacked me in my yard for me dialing 9-11! I'm going to see if we can seek obstruction charges as well.

I wonder if you just would have taken him down and choked him out if it would be better, worse or the same. Just curious to how that scenario would play out not saying it was a better option or even an option. You gotta do what you gotta do.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

I've thought about doing that. Hahaha.

Dude it would be EPIC!

hardcoreBEE24 wrote:

You are so full of it! You wouldn't know if you were being sued the next day, these things take months sometimes years to prepare. Have you been arrested yet? Because if he's pressing criminal charges you would have to be formally arrested to make a case. Once someone presses charges they can't just drop them. Stop lying to everyone. Shattered jaw?! Teaching a punk a lesson??? You write like a crappy editorial. Why would you be posting personal shit like this on a message board? You should be in your lawyers office working on your case. If your lawyers case is good enough at pretrial then you wont go to trial. But this is all crap anyway. The only thiing you're beating is your dick.

Riiiiggghhhht

LOL I just pulled the police report. I hope they sue me. LOL his girlfriend, outside of denying the abuse against her, also said he attacked me first. All my witnesses are in there. He changes his story and is ridiculous as fuck. I'm trippin over nothing.

OU wrote:

Wolfgangsta wrote:

right hook, right on the side of the chin, jawline cheek area best I can remember.

What was I supposed to fucking do? My kids were right there! He attacked me in my yard for me dialing 9-11! I'm going to see if we can seek obstruction charges as well.

I wonder if you just would have taken him down and choked him out if it would be better, worse or the same. Just curious to how that scenario would play out not saying it was a better option or even an option. You gotta do what you gotta do.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

I've thought about doing that. Hahaha.

Dude it would be EPIC!

Considering his fat ass old dad rushed me afterward and I had to "get on my bike" (run) to avoid also fighting him for a few yards I doubt a ground fight woulda been fair. His dad is a fat old drunk who almost died this year due to a heart attack and is in horrific health. I already had one dude laid flat on his face, wasn't about to fight this other dude. He might have died or something.


Man I donno if I should scan this police report but man I'm gold. No need to trip. I could represent myself on all this.

Yeah I wasn't as much suggesting you go to the ground, just more wondering how it would be handled by the police. Would it be better, worse or the same?

The reenactment would not be for legal purposes, it would be strictly for entertainment purposes. It would be EPIC for this board.

the police report has me rofling dude


Hes like "he kept callin me a bitch so i was went over there to show him whos a bitch" officer asks what that meant "politely ask him to stop calling me a bitch" he says. Then he changes his story to some other shit ahahaha

Wolfgangsta wrote:

the police report has me rofling dude


Hes like "he kept callin me a bitch so i was went over there to show him whos a bitch" officer asks what that meant "politely ask him to stop calling me a bitch" he says. Then he changes his story to some other shit ahahaha

Is his father also his brother?

are they inbred? possibly. maybe that explains his utter glass jaw.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

are they inbred? possibly. maybe that explains his utter glass jaw.

How much meth did his mother consume during pregnancy? These are very important questions. Did you damage his tooth in the process?

Yo I seen him in his front yard today. He looks alright save for a wired jaw. I think he is gonna be ok, except his pride of course.

This is getting too ridiculous

LA wrote:

This is getting too ridiculous

I had to 1 up Wolf yesterday.

OU wrote:

Yesterday I saw 3 masked men beating up an elderly woman so I ran over there. 1 Punch KO on thug #1, spinning backfist on thug #2 and flying knee on thug #3. But when the police arrived the 3 men said I assaulted them and the elderly woman said I was Chuck Norris' disciple and my hands are lethal weapons. Now I may be fucked. All 3 men left on stretchers while I ran around screaming "1 hit son! 1 hit!". No worries though I am often called "The White Johnny Cochran" so I should have no problems if these bastards try to sue.

Got you both beat, I am Batman

LA wrote:

Got you both beat, I am Batman

Oh yeah, well I'm Jesus. Why do you think I talk about the power of the Yarmulke?