The Non Greatness of Harold Howard

9-9-1994 a date that will live in Mixed Martial Arts emphamy

The day MMA was given the msot red necked , white trash fighter of all time. Harold Howard

Harold made his entrance in white dojo pants, a total 80's mullet, and a white wife beater.

in UFC 3 he defeated Roland Payne by a vicious Arkansas back hand attack that made Payne tap in under a minute

Next up was Royce Gracie, Royce walked to the cage, saw his hill billy foe, and panicked, matters became worse when Howard flexed in his white trash way and Royce threw the towel in before the fight could start. Howard is 2-0 and is the first L column mark on Royce Gracie's record.. Howard parades around like he has just cured AIDS, cancer, read A Tale of Two Cities, and fucked Brooke Shields (the 80's version) all at the same time.

He then loses in the finals to Steve Jennum an alternate who looks like a rent-a-cop and is rocking a horrible flat top.

Harold becomes a Kwik-E-Mart legend and hangs out tehre telling all who will here that he is the bad ass red kneck from UFC 3.

At UFC 7 Harold is facing Mark Hall. In a act of utter pussyness, Harold taps due to strikes only a minute into the fight. It is his last fight in the UFC as he is far too bad ass for the Ultimate FIghting Championship.

At Universal Vale Tudo Championships 3 Harold again taps out due to strikes, this time to Hugo Duarte , and this time in only 30 seconds.

Just like that the fighting Pride of PoDunk-Bum-Fuck-Ville has seen his last day in MMA.

Harold "The Mullett" Howard retires with a what might have been record of 2-3.

He is currently wrestling pigs (thats what he calls it) and keeping conveniece store customers in line.

Ha! This Harold Howard shit has got to stop. lol

YES! bird da man





HH lives

Harold "The Wife Beater" Howard? Listen Bird, you little Flip, I like you, but you can't dog rednecks. They can hunt and fish and fuck there own sister like it was nobodies business.

Andrew the Raider King wrote:

Harold "The Wife Beater" Howard? Listen Bird, you little Flip, I like you, but you can't dog rednecks. They can hunt and fish and fuck there own sister like it was nobodies business.

hhahahaha quote of the day

(Royce Gracie and Harold Howard: The superfight that never happened)

Also in the pick is Keith *The Giant Killer" Hackney.

thats a hilarious pic. look at the asian guy in the middle... look at the black guy in the background with the pimp chef hat

could be wrong but the chinese guy could be Don the dragon wilson

lol Dude, I think your right.

cause thats totally the time period when Wilson was commentating and he had that stupid hair cut back then haha

His King of the Cage work is funny stuff.