Im running for potus in 2016

First thing i will do is have a weekly tv show that involves Americans as a call in show. Dr Drew will be a co host for the honest side of the show. Tax payers won't pay for this show either. It will be on a free network who is the highest bidder.

Now...ask me how to fix anything in this world? PS I am not the Antichrist.

Give me time for my response. My laptop is still down.

Debt. How do you fix it?

Jones being a huge pussy and ruining cards?

A&M not winning the NC every year?

Farmer1906 wrote:

Debt. How do you fix it?

I cut off 85% of the money we give to other countries. I legalize Mary Jane and hemp. I tax churches, with a special write off for tax purposes. Don't get me started on the war either. I bring up old debt to other countries and tell them fuck you. I have more. I just created an estimated 25% increase in four years. I could make plenty of money with war though. I would rather be diplomatic. If terrorism happened after my navy and airforce dropped flyers, i guess we get a 40% cut out of the oil after we have to eradicate nations that continue to kill my people.The other 60% would go to other countries.

That is my first month in office. The show gives me the right to have krazyhorse, Monson, and Randy make a senator listen to the people.

Terrible answer. I thought this was going to be funny.

So...you won't vote for me then? I will also defeat the drug cartels and we would produce the most drugs to sell to other nations. Prostitution would be legal. Gay marriage is fine, but no kissing in public. If you receive welfare you have to work for the drug distribution farms and have a purple fit on your forehead.