LOL Michael Bay

really?

I hope this bombs, no one fucks with my child hood

TANT?

Aliens? GTFO! Throw this man in jail! Fuck you! FUCK YOU!

OU wrote:

Aliens? GTFO! Throw this man in jail! Fuck you! FUCK YOU!

It's Ali's boy.

This man must be killed before this goes down. I'm sure there are plans already in place. Don't make me start up the mobile home and find you Mr.Bay.

Michael Bay sucks at movies

I didn't think the Island was terrible. But most in most of his movies, everything takes a back seat to assplosions.

OU wrote:

This man must be killed before this goes down. I'm sure there are plans already in place. Don't make me start up the mobile home and find you Mr.Bay.

gotta agree

No Michael you see, they are the teenage MUTANT ninja turtles, there was this ooze and a rat called FUCKING SPLINTER!!!!! You see Michael, they are MUTANTS!! hence the name

I don't get how this can be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles if they are now aliens in stead of mutants.

They are very clear about how they become Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. You can't just make up shit and steal away that title and rape our childhood. I'm gonna beat your ass with some nunchucks, stick a sai through your pee hole, stick a bow up your ass and cut off your fucking head with a sword you fucking asshole!

GDPofDRC wrote:

I don't get how this can be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles if they are now aliens in stead of mutants.

Because he can cash in on the title and rape my childhood at the same time.

OU wrote:

Aliens? GTFO! Throw this man in jail! Fuck you! FUCK YOU!

+1

i hope you're happy now, Ali.

My cat was also disappointed.

Michael Bay has always been a cunt.

I'm going to remake Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Only it's going to take place in Japan, with ninja stars instead of a chainsaw. Oh and it's a comedy.

OU wrote:

I'm going to remake Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Only it's going to take place in Japan, with ninja stars instead of a chainsaw. Oh and it's a comedy.

hahahah THIS!!!

OU wrote:

did I just fart?
haha

Can I play too?

LOL this dude has a forum dedicated to him and he even replied to it.

Quote :

Fans need to take a breath, and chill. They have not read the script. Our team is working closely with one of the original creators of Ninja Turtles to help expand and give a more complex back story. Relax, we are including everything that made you become fans in the first place. We are just building a richer world.

Michael

http://www.shootfortheedit.com/forum/showthread.php?10389-Ninja-turtles

Fuck that guy. He is raping the backstory and creating his own and using the title to sell tickets because he isn't original enough to come up with his own ideas. I hope he is charged with 100 million counts of childhood rape and sentenced to death. I'll wear my ninja turtle PJs and beat him with my Casey Jones cricket bat while he wears a Shredder mask and April records it.