What is your plan?

Simple question ladies.

You wake up tomorrow morning to find your neighbors eating their kids brains in the front yard.

Yep, it's another beautiful fucking Zombie Apocalypse.

What do you do? What do you take, how do you travel, where do you go, how do you survive?

Grab my AR, drive straight to my gun store, kill everyone and load the fuck up. Very simple plan.

Lol. Must be a slow day.

If my neighbors kids were eating their brains out in their front yard I'd gladly shoot those redneck scumbag pieces of shit in the head. I'd like to do that to them all zombie or not.

I would first grab my gun and let my 3 dogs in from out back. I would tell my wife and oldest son to start grabbing things. She gets the food and he gets the survival stuff like camping equiptment, tools, etc. Then I would go down the street with my dogs (They would fuck up some Zombies) and jack a neighbor for there RV. Then I would call the doogs off and drive home to load up and leave. After all this I will drive wherever the Zombies aren't and live like Bear Grylls. I will have also been picking up stray good looking women to help them. Once we are all settled in I will explain to them all we must reproduce and become Polygamist. I am sure my wife wouldn't care to save all mankind.

You can tell I have thought this out before, right?

OK this is a sick ass thread, I'd want a Zombie Apocalypse, I'd be fucking shit up.

I'll give it some thought and post my plan, depends where I am.

LA wrote:

OK this is a sick ass thread, I'd want a Zombie Apocalypse, I'd be fucking shit up.

I'll give it some thought and post my plan, depends where I am.

It is Halloween and there are alot of Zombie shows and movies coming out soon, so why not? Since we don't get to Trick or treat anymore and have to buy candy and costumes we should be abe to have a Zombie Apocolypse thread as MEN!

I've been doing this a on and off at other places for a while. If your not already ready, your just another meat Popsicle.

I've got three plans. The best being the most far fetched down to number three being the most practical. But every plan starts the same...

Wake up. Braaains! I lock the doors shut the windows.

So I have about 800 pistol rounds, about half of them defensive shots, check. That's easy enough to take with me. 4 clips, two cali's(10 rounds), two real(17 rounds). Don't mess around with the rifle, too big, killing zombies is a last resort not a sport, pistol is better for now. Disassemble Type 98 samurai sword and it's replica for easier travel, I only take the new handle and the old steel. THat blade will come in handy... I travel with the second Type 98 replica and the pistol. Defense takes a couple of minutes.


I spend the next few minutes assembling my Pack of Crucialness. My hiking/camping pack. This pack has to go with me or living gets a lot more primitive. 1 metal cup, can of antibiotics, Leatherman, 1 pocket knife, 3 hacksaw blades, the saber and handle, the ammo, 1 bandage roll, 1 box strike anywhere matches, soles out of various shoes, 1 pair of pants, drawers, and 1 shirt, 2 pairs of socks, work gloves, and several garbage bags. At this point the pack is over the limit probably. 15% pack weight to body weight is tough enough in the hills. Everything else I carry is brown rice, quick oats and water. I need to be able to do a marathon or ride a bicycle with the pack because roads will be impossible to traverse in very little time. I wear a coat and cargo pants to try and spread the load. Boots.


I'm ready to not be trapped in my house. Here is where things change depending on what I decide to do...

Plan Yola Sauce Alpha, or Plan A involves me acquiring things I do not own, things that may prove difficult to find. Plan A later I guess.

Zombies dont like to eat brains. Only gay post night "living dead" series zombies. They like human flesh of all varieties.

Anyway I build my house on stilts and roll in a monster truck. Go out for supplies once a month.

Plan Yola Sauce Alpha, aka Plan A.

I'm ready to get ghost. I don't load the car up because I cont want to be in it long and get stuck on the roads which are probably nutty. I strap my bike up to the top, loosely but securely, I'm planning on wrecking my car. Fuc yeah. I live 1.5 miles away from a public sky park, filled with Cessna's and Beech's and other small aircraft, 70's and 80's stuff, not many newer planes. This is where the plan gets hairy. I gotta take a plane. I've been up three times in some old Beech 4 seater. I wasn't the pilot but I've seen the process. I need a plane. I know two pilots, one owns a plane. I don't know where he lives. Someone is gonna try to fly out and some might be able to go with me, maybe. Someone is gonna slip within the next couple of hours and I'm gonna fly the fuck out of dodge either way after I wreck my car into some shit. The bike and pack go with me. I only need to go about 80 or 90 miles. If there is a parachute I might not have the brass to use it. It would save time but is an unnecessary risk, but I would really have to think about it because I would be able to crash the plane with a great view if I jumped out of it.


Anyways, if I jump out then skip ahead a little bit. I gotta land in the mountains and get several more pounds of provisions if I can. I have to see a decent spot, like a passing lane, to land. And shit landing is gonna be a bitch, I might get to wreck that thing still. I could be 20 to 30 miles away that's why the bike is coming with. For road and trail. I need to find rope, climbing gear would be ideal, but damn good rope, shouldn't be hard to find in the mountains, but it's easier to get shot up there I got a feeling. The destination? Part of a range, a mountain, surrounded 3/4's of the way around by sheer cliff, a lava plateau from the Permian period. About 2 up to 4 thousand feet in elevation, with springs and cricks in it and a flora and fauna that was suitable for Native Americans only several hundred years prior. Hiking in is a tough feat. Life's work for several years will be defensing the walkable side but I can deal with that, all the population faces the cliffs. **stuff I forgot that might kill me, important text (edible landscape, stealth hunter, etcever), a hottie nurse, powerbait, dynamite.


Plan Yola Sauce Alpha Fucking Rocks. But if I can't fly, then.. Plan Pass a Stone goes into effect.

im pretty screwed i have no weapons, i guess i can spray them with my fire extinguisher and bash them with my toaster and big lamp

i might be screwed, perhaps i should plan better for a zombie attack

Are these old school slow walking Zombies let get you by numbers? or the fast moving new age style zombies.

It depends on how damaged the body is and how long they have been a zombie. I assume some will be fit enough to run with the rage, but will still have some limits. Just because they are reanimated doesn't mean they are marathon Olympians. Sprinters at best. At least one can hope. 55 shots before a reload and 28 inches of cold Nagasa are the space creators. I think stealth would be important. Killing them would be a last resort, because it will bring more.

Think I'd find myself more like Harrelson in Zombieland.

if a zombie kobe approached you, what do you do LA?

Wolfgangsta wrote:

if a zombie kobe approached you, what do you do LA?

The worlds first Zombie Blow Job.

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Wolfgangsta wrote:

if a zombie kobe approached you, what do you do LA?

The worlds first Zombie Blow Job.

LMAO

FUCK! And I thought I created the zombie apocalypse thread!


I already have a 12 gauge, and 20 gauge shotgun, with plenty of shells to keep me going for a short while.

Gonna be buying a couple handguns once I turn 21, and right before 12/21/2012 (my "theory" on when/if it will happen)...I am going to buy a katana. Alas I will be set!

I would only use my guns if it was absolutely necessary...the katana would be my main weapon...

And I would hope and pray that its not winter when it happens! That would make shit more difficult than it would need to be!

Cu Bua wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Wolfgangsta wrote:

if a zombie kobe approached you, what do you do LA?

The worlds first Zombie Blow Job.

LMAO

This was pretty awesome. As soon as I saw Wolf's post I had the answer in my head. I just lmao from reading it again.

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Cu Bua wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Wolfgangsta wrote:

if a zombie kobe approached you, what do you do LA?

The worlds first Zombie Blow Job.

LMAO

This was pretty awesome. As soon as I saw Wolf's post I had the answer in my head. I just lmao from reading it again.

I was still kind of laughing at that until I read this and saw you riding your own dick too hard. That just made me want to reply and make fun of you. All of this joke's success was predicated on my question anyway. Which BTW LA you have not answered homie.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Cu Bua wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Wolfgangsta wrote:

if a zombie kobe approached you, what do you do LA?

The worlds first Zombie Blow Job.

LMAO

This was pretty awesome. As soon as I saw Wolf's post I had the answer in my head. I just lmao from reading it again.

I was still kind of laughing at that until I read this and saw you riding your own dick too hard. That just made me want to reply and make fun of you. All of this joke's success was predicated on my question anyway. Which BTW LA you have not answered homie.

No it was just as funny is all. Stop riding my joke and pretending you really had a part in this. I just made a fail by you turn to gold. You should be used to it by now.

Lets all agree that a societal breakdown is what we all secretly wish and hope for. lol

you're still on this? lol

killerofchicken wrote:

you're still on this? lol

Dude I am concocting the weaponized form to make this happen lol jp