James Toney is a fat slob (MMA version)

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

soonermark890 wrote:

timthebim wrote:

I think he weighs in at 240. U are right about that Sooner even when he is big he is still in OK shape.

Its fucking odd isnt it? I hope he knows that he needs to explode on Randy right off the bat.

Question to everyone. If Randy gets Toney on the ground with about 2 min left in round 1 will the fight end in the 1st? Or do you guys think Toney might have a chance at making it to the second?

If Toney gets put on his back the fight will be over imo. Who knows what he has learned? The guy is an athlete no matter what and anything can happen in a fight. My money is on Randy, but Toney KOing him wouldn't suprise me. A late shot by Toney after the ref pulls them apart wouldn't either.

LMAO Me either.

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

soonermark890 wrote:

timthebim wrote:

I think he weighs in at 240. U are right about that Sooner even when he is big he is still in OK shape.

Its fucking odd isnt it? I hope he knows that he needs to explode on Randy right off the bat.

Question to everyone. If Randy gets Toney on the ground with about 2 min left in round 1 will the fight end in the 1st? Or do you guys think Toney might have a chance at making it to the second?

If Toney gets put on his back the fight will be over imo. Who knows what he has learned? The guy is an athlete no matter what and anything can happen in a fight. My money is on Randy, but Toney KOing him wouldn't suprise me. A late shot by Toney after the ref pulls them apart wouldn't either.

Beast so on his back do u think its over or not? U say it would be over but then say who knows what he learned?

If this fight goes to the ground at all it goes there in under 75 seconds. If Toney wins he does it within the first 75 seconds. If it goes to the ground Toney doesn't last longer than 75 seconds.

Ur right Wolf. If Lights out wins it will be very fast. I think if it lasts longer than 1 round I will be surprised.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

If this fight goes to the ground at all it goes there in under 75 seconds. If Toney wins he does it within the first 75 seconds. If it goes to the ground Toney doesn't last longer than 75 seconds.

I think you are correct. It exactly how I see this fight going down. Didnt Toney sign a 3 fight deal? Who is next if he wins? Who is next if he loses?

timthebim wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

soonermark890 wrote:

timthebim wrote:

I think he weighs in at 240. U are right about that Sooner even when he is big he is still in OK shape.

Its fucking odd isnt it? I hope he knows that he needs to explode on Randy right off the bat.

Question to everyone. If Randy gets Toney on the ground with about 2 min left in round 1 will the fight end in the 1st? Or do you guys think Toney might have a chance at making it to the second?

If Toney gets put on his back the fight will be over imo. Who knows what he has learned? The guy is an athlete no matter what and anything can happen in a fight. My money is on Randy, but Toney KOing him wouldn't suprise me. A late shot by Toney after the ref pulls them apart wouldn't either.

Beast so on his back do u think its over or not? U say it would be over but then say who knows what he learned?

I am saying Randy should beat him within 45 seconds after getting on top of him, but if Toney has learned some slick stuss I could see him using it with his athleticism to get up once. That is a big what if?

timthebim wrote:

Ur right Wolf. If Lights out wins it will be very fast. I think if it lasts longer than 1 round I will be surprised.

I would be fucking shocked if I saw this.

I dont see him geting up 1 time. Randy is good at laying and keeping pressure on a guy and not letting them up. Lights out will be no exception.

No clue why the UFC cut Kimbo. The only way the UFC could follow up on the humiliation of a first round 47 year old Couture rape is having a street brawler with bad knees on two years of MMA training also beat Toney using MMA skills.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

No clue why the UFC cut Kimbo. The only way the UFC could follow up on the humiliation of a first round 47 year old Couture rape is having a street brawler with bad knees on two years of MMA training also beat Toney using MMA skills.

Kimbo would get KTFO because he would try to trade with Toney.

soonermark890 wrote:

Wolfgangsta wrote:

No clue why the UFC cut Kimbo. The only way the UFC could follow up on the humiliation of a first round 47 year old Couture rape is having a street brawler with bad knees on two years of MMA training also beat Toney using MMA skills.

Kimbo would get KTFO because he would try to trade with Toney.

Yeah Kimbo might get brought back and WE WILL ALL BE CHEERING FOR KIMBO! I could see Kimbo shooting on Toney and getting a slam or two. Toney is one guy I could see Kimbo beating.

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

soonermark890 wrote:

Wolfgangsta wrote:

No clue why the UFC cut Kimbo. The only way the UFC could follow up on the humiliation of a first round 47 year old Couture rape is having a street brawler with bad knees on two years of MMA training also beat Toney using MMA skills.

Kimbo would get KTFO because he would try to trade with Toney.

Yeah Kimbo might get brought back and WE WILL ALL BE CHEERING FOR KIMBO! I could see Kimbo shooting on Toney and getting a slam or two. Toney is one guy I could see Kimbo beating.

You think Kimbo could fight that urge to see how bad ass he is by trying to KO Toney? I dont think he could. I think he would think he could take him and get his ass kicked.

Kimbo would shoot instantly.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

Kimbo would shoot instantly.

I dont know man. kimbo loves to punch. Besides who says toney is not as good as kimbo on the ground. Its not like Kimbo is a beast on the ground. Thats where he gets his ass handed to him.

If Toney fought Kimbo 1 thing is for sure it would be very interesting.

timthebim wrote:

If Toney fought Kimbo 1 thing is for sure it would be very interesting.

Yes it would.

Kimbo would maul Toney. He beat Alexander and hung around with meat until he got tired on the ground.

I have seen Kimbo fight a good half dozen times and nothing he does makes me think he could MAUL anybody that is a good fighter. Toney isnt a MMA guy but that doesnt mean he cant fight.

Kimbo would take him down, pass his guard, GnP his way to mount and force a submission(position).

Wolfgangsta wrote:

Kimbo would take him down, pass his guard, GnP his way to mount and force a submission(position).

Maybe. I think ur giving him way to much credit on the ground though.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

Kimbo would maul Toney. He beat Alexander and hung around with meat until he got tired on the ground.

Kimbo has never seen hand speed and punching power like what Toney has. Toney would fuck him up so fast.

Mercer pt 2

[quote="soonermark890"]

Wolfgangsta wrote:

Kimbo would maul Toney. He beat Alexander and hung around with meat until he got tired on the ground.

Kimbo has never seen hand speed and punching power like what Toney has. Toney would fuck him up so fast.[/quote]

Not so sure about this either LOL.

[quote="timthebim"]

soonermark890 wrote:

Wolfgangsta wrote:

Kimbo would maul Toney. He beat Alexander and hung around with meat until he got tired on the ground.

Kimbo has never seen hand speed and punching power like what Toney has. Toney would fuck him up so fast.[/quote]

Not so sure about this either LOL.

Well he might just Fuck him fast who knows.

I dont want any1 to get fucked LOL