Dumb People of the Day Thread

GDPofDRC wrote:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20101126/tod-spanish-woman-claims-ownership-of-th-7f81b96.html

lol! this made me laugh

GDPofDRC wrote:

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/act/2087407459.html

Quote :

I am starting a 'fight club' for anyone who wants to join. So far we're going to meet in my backyard, unless someone has a basement we can use. We can use gloves if someone brings them but I don't have any. I'm not looking to put anyone in the hospital, I just need to fight someone so if your interested help me out.

Haha. I'd show up and try to armlock this fool.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/highschool/blog/prep_rally/post/Teen-misses-senior-season-by-birthday-12-hours-t?urn=highschool-291888

Teen misses senior season by birthday 12 hours too early

By Cameron Smith

Adam Sisson is a high school senior. The teenager has spent his entire life dreaming of his senior seasons in high school sports, where he expected to be a star for the Eastern Montgomery (Va.) High football, basketball and baseball teams. Then, just days before his final high school year began, Sisson was given a shock: He was told that he was too old to play in Virginia high school sports by exactly 12 hours.

As a result, the senior -- who turned 19 on July 31, the cut-off date to be within an age deemed eligible -- has spent his fall semester on the football sidelines and in courtrooms, trying to challenge the Virginia High School League statutes in hopes of re-gaining athletic eligibility for at least some of his final high school year.

[Related: High school team on probation because of uniforms]

According to WSET, WDBJ and the Roanoke Times, the senior had hoped to regain eligibility in time to play in at least one of Eastern Montgomery's football games, but a temporary restraining order filed by Sisson's father, Allen, to get the senior back on the field in time for the undefeated Mustangs' state semifinal game over the weekend was delayed Friday until Dec. 10, a date which officially ruled him out of the remainder of Eastern Montgomery's football season.

At the heart of Sisson's dispute against the state athletic association is the belief that the senior is being persecuted against for a learning disability. Sisson was forced to repeat the third grade because of that disability, which he and his father claim is justification for him to receive a unique hardship waiver that would allow him to continue playing despite his age.

Throughout the fall season, Sisson has sat on the sidelines in his No. 20 jersey, a part of the team essentially sidetracked into what would amount to a healthy scratch in hockey. The 19-year-old has practiced with the team, and was confident he could fit right in if he'd been granted the opportunity to play.

Since he wasn't given that chance, Sisson said he will keep cheering the Mustangs on from the sidelines, a fate which he and his father greeted with mixed emotions.

"Even if I don't play I'll still be on that team as a champion," Adam Sisson told WSET-TV. "No matter what. I'm still part of it, the team tells me... which I pretty much am. But I want to be a big part of it."

"I'm a little disappointed. But now we don't have to worry about the team being jeopardized, so that's OK," Allen Sisson told the ABC affiliate.

Now the duo will await the scheduled injunction hearing later this month, with the hope that Sisson will be given a chance to play on the Eastern Montgomery basketball team, at least until the state can challenge his application for a hardship waiver again.

"I think anybody would do the same thing for their son," Allen Sisson told WSET. "I'm fighting for my son... me and my wife both."






So if he is tooold to play high school sports per the school board, then why isn't he too old to attend the high school?

This keeps coaches from boarding 20 year old drop outs and having crush the freshmen kicker's collar bone.

That's common sense, this story is not.

gomez1012 wrote:

http://www.ktvu.com/news/26053867/detail.html

Macy's Santa Fired After Couple Takes Offense To Joke

i can't believe they fired him for that!

At least he gets a better paying job offer out of it

"And they said 'Oh yes Santa.' And I said 'Well that's too bad.' And then I said 'You know why Santa is so happy and jolly all the time?’ And they said ‘No.’ And I said 'That's because that's where Santa knows where all the naughty boys and girls live.'"

I would of gave him a butt drag then beat his managers ass and sued Macy's.

http://rt.com/news/fire-sister-revive-mummy/

Mummy fried - woman sets fire to house while trying to reanimate long-dead sister

A night fire in an apartment block has been caused by a woman who tried to reanimate her long-dead elder sister with electricity.

The horrific story happened in Ekaterinburg, the biggest city in the Urals.

The suspected arsonist, 69, apparently was not completely of sound mind, judging by her mental health record.

A year ago, her 73-year-old sister died from natural causes, prosecutors told Noviy Region news agency. However, instead of reporting the death, the woman preserved the body with gasoline and had been trying the reanimate it ever since.

Her last macabre experiment on Tuesday night involved “jump starting” the mummified corpse with two wires connecting the body’s hand and neck to the mains.

Despite what Frankenstein movies suggest, the electric current did not revive the body, instead setting it on fire.

The surviving sister is now in hospital suffering from burns and smoke inhalation.

Hey OU, Remote linking is not allowed. 50megs doesn't allow remote linking of pictures or files for free accounts. Will you please upgrade your account. Great talk.

GDPofDRC wrote:

Hey OU, Remote linking is not allowed. 50megs doesn't allow remote linking of pictures or files for free accounts. Will you please upgrade your account. Great talk.

lmao

killerofchicken wrote:

GDPofDRC wrote:

Hey OU, Remote linking is not allowed. 50megs doesn't allow remote linking of pictures or files for free accounts. Will you please upgrade your account. Great talk.

lmao

Is this what they told you?

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local_news/article/Burrito-price-leads-to-shooting-standoff-1226571.php


and


http://www.news.com.au/technology/pedobear-appears-in-americas-favorite-coupon-book-spruiking-for-cp-distributor/story-e6frfro0-1226025812331

The taco bell burrito price hike shooting is hilarious

I think that he was getting 7 of them is great. I can hear the dude now, "$10 fucking bucks buys me exactly 7 Frito Burritos, how am I supposed to live with just 5 Frito Burritos? huh, FUUUU! baka baka baka!"

That guy took a bit far, but i get pretty angry as well when i go somewhere for the deal and it's not a deal anymore.

GDPofDRC wrote:

I think that he was getting 7 of them is great. I can hear the dude now, "$10 fucking bucks buys me exactly 7 Frito Burritos, how am I supposed to live with just 5 Frito Burritos? huh, FUUUU! baka baka baka!"

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81391116/

...

Lebron James's mom assaults hotel valet for turning off her car that was idling for a half hour.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=AsacXdLE4lWwupT4QBfDthq8vLYF?slug=ap-lebronsmomarrested

I just saw a grown man, around the age of 40, riding a razor scooter to work. Hilarious.