The Klitschko slave contract of death is real

Not only has unbeaten British heavyweight Dereck Chisora signed to fight IBF/IBO/WBO heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko on December 11 in Mannheim, Germany - he also signed to fight Vitali Klitschko next for the WBC championship.

Chisora's promoter Frank Warren has revealed that his fighter signed a contract which directs him, if he beats Wladimir, to fight Vitali next. Vitali defends his title on Saturday against former WBO champion Shannon Briggs in Hamburg, Germany.

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Ali wrote:

Not only has unbeaten British heavyweight Dereck Chisora signed to fight IBF/IBO/WBO heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko on December 11 in Mannheim, Germany - he also signed to fight Vitali Klitschko next for the WBC championship.

Chisora's promoter Frank Warren has revealed that his fighter signed a contract which directs him, if he beats Wladimir, to fight Vitali next. Vitali defends his title on Saturday against former WBO champion Shannon Briggs in Hamburg, Germany.

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that isn't the reason Haye has ducked them. He has ducked them because he is truly scared.

The truth is out now, you can't trust those villainous Klitschko sisters, they demand you sign away your life for endless amounts of sibling fights.

What's the problem? Not very different from a rematch clause.

marbleheadmaui wrote:

What's the problem? Not very different from a rematch clause.

Because after Vitali he has to face Wladimir again, then after that it's back to Vitali, then it's off to face grandma Klitschko, then back to a triple threat ladder hell in a cell match against both brothers. The Klitschko's make Al Haymon look like a saint.

So in order to fight one K Brother you have to fight the other? It makes sense because they are ranked one and two in the division meaning if one loses th other becomes the number one contender. I wish all divisions had brothers at the top of it, we'd see better fights with noone sitting on belts and fighting cans.

Another way to look at is that the K Bros only want to fight the best and this is the only guarantee that this will happen.

Ali wrote:

The truth is out now, you can't trust those villainous Klitschko sisters, they demand you sign away your life for endless amounts of sibling fights.

Endless? Here is the rest of the required fights

Mama Klitschko-5'11, 210 pounds of wisdom. A great chin and a good left hook. Now 63 years old.

Crazy Uncle Josef-6'10, 350 pounds. He lives outdoors in Siberia and hunts wolves barehanded for food. At 61 he still hikes 200 miles a day through driving snow.

Cousin Anastasia-Don't let her modest size (for a Klitschko) fool you. At only 5'6 and 145 pounds she has been known to bite the heads off wolverines.

Secret half brother Boris-He shares a father with Wlad and Vitaly but his mother was Stalin's granddaughter. He is kept in Lubyanaka prison after single handedly tearing the Russian weightlifting team limb from limb in a barfight. At 7'2 and 420 pounds Boris once high-jumped the thirty foot prison walls and was only recaptured after authorities used enough tranquilizer's to kill a humback whale.

Ali wrote:

marbleheadmaui wrote:

What's the problem? Not very different from a rematch clause.

Because after Vitali he has to face Wladimir again, then after that it's back to Vitali, then it's off to face grandma Klitschko, then back to a triple threat ladder hell in a cell match against both brothers. The Klitschko's make Al Haymon look like a saint.

Nonsense. Got a shred of evidence that's true?

marbleheadmaui wrote:

Ali wrote:

The truth is out now, you can't trust those villainous Klitschko sisters, they demand you sign away your life for endless amounts of sibling fights.

Endless? Here is the rest of the required fights

Mama Klitschko-5'11, 210 pounds of wisdom. A great chin and a good left hook. Now 63 years old.

Crazy Uncle Josef-6'10, 350 pounds. He lives outdoors in Siberia and hunts wolves barehanded for food. At 61 he still hikes 200 miles a day through driving snow.

Cousin Anastasia-Don't let her modest size (for a Klitschko) fool you. At only 5'6 and 145 pounds she has been known to bite the heads off wolverines.

Secret half brother Boris-He shares a father with Wlad and Vitaly but his mother was Stalin's granddaughter. He is kept in Lubyanaka prison after single handedly tearing the Russian weightlifting team limb from limb in a barfight. At 7'2 and 420 pounds Boris once high-jumped the thirty foot prison walls and was only recaptured after authorities used enough tranquilizer's to kill a humback whale.

marbleheadmaui wrote:

Ali wrote:

The truth is out now, you can't trust those villainous Klitschko sisters, they demand you sign away your life for endless amounts of sibling fights.

Endless? Here is the rest of the required fights

Mama Klitschko-5'11, 210 pounds of wisdom. A great chin and a good left hook. Now 63 years old.

Crazy Uncle Josef-6'10, 350 pounds. He lives outdoors in Siberia and hunts wolves barehanded for food. At 61 he still hikes 200 miles a day through driving snow.

Cousin Anastasia-Don't let her modest size (for a Klitschko) fool you. At only 5'6 and 145 pounds she has been known to bite the heads off wolverines.

Secret half brother Boris-He shares a father with Wlad and Vitaly but his mother was Stalin's granddaughter. He is kept in Lubyanaka prison after single handedly tearing the Russian weightlifting team limb from limb in a barfight. At 7'2 and 420 pounds Boris once high-jumped the thirty foot prison walls and was only recaptured after authorities used enough tranquilizer's to kill a humback whale.

Marble- I always knew Wlad and Vitali were just little bitches compared to the rest of the family!!!

marbleheadmaui wrote:

Ali wrote:

marbleheadmaui wrote:

What's the problem? Not very different from a rematch clause.

Because after Vitali he has to face Wladimir again, then after that it's back to Vitali, then it's off to face grandma Klitschko, then back to a triple threat ladder hell in a cell match against both brothers. The Klitschko's make Al Haymon look like a saint.

Nonsense. Got a shred of evidence that's true?

It's in brail at the bottom of the contract, their lawyer Matt Murdock is sly one.

THE CANNON is gonna smash Vitali back to the Cold War era.

I believe that this is all true....if they want these types of stipulations, then someone should stipulate that the Klit brothers have to fight each other if they want the other strap. See how they like it.

I would barely call that a slave contract. He not only gets a career pay day to fight Wlad, but he gets another pay day with Vitali if he beats Wlad. He will get to prove himself as the real man of the division, while getting paid a load of money. However beating Wlad is near impossible, so the boy doesnt have to worry about going through the whole contract process.

marbleheadmaui wrote:

Ali wrote:

The truth is out now, you can't trust those villainous Klitschko sisters, they demand you sign away your life for endless amounts of sibling fights.

Endless? Here is the rest of the required fights

Mama Klitschko-5'11, 210 pounds of wisdom. A great chin and a good left hook. Now 63 years old.

Crazy Uncle Josef-6'10, 350 pounds. He lives outdoors in Siberia and hunts wolves barehanded for food. At 61 he still hikes 200 miles a day through driving snow.

Cousin Anastasia-Don't let her modest size (for a Klitschko) fool you. At only 5'6 and 145 pounds she has been known to bite the heads off wolverines.

Secret half brother Boris-He shares a father with Wlad and Vitaly but his mother was Stalin's granddaughter. He is kept in Lubyanaka prison after single handedly tearing the Russian weightlifting team limb from limb in a barfight. At 7'2 and 420 pounds Boris once high-jumped the thirty foot prison walls and was only recaptured after authorities used enough tranquilizer's to kill a humback whale.

LOL funny shit.

You forgot distant cousin Genghis Klitschko, who doesn't ride horses, but runs along them (he also is an accomplished singer).



Also, Tayshawn Klitschko, the son Wilt Chamberlain and Wlad's aunt. He stands 7'8" and possess an 98" reach as well as an excellent jab. He's also a southpaw. He also is rated by the World Chess Federation (FIDE) as a 2400 player, possessing the silver interim world chess championship.

Groundhog_Day wrote:

marbleheadmaui wrote:

Ali wrote:

The truth is out now, you can't trust those villainous Klitschko sisters, they demand you sign away your life for endless amounts of sibling fights.

Endless? Here is the rest of the required fights

Mama Klitschko-5'11, 210 pounds of wisdom. A great chin and a good left hook. Now 63 years old.

Crazy Uncle Josef-6'10, 350 pounds. He lives outdoors in Siberia and hunts wolves barehanded for food. At 61 he still hikes 200 miles a day through driving snow.

Cousin Anastasia-Don't let her modest size (for a Klitschko) fool you. At only 5'6 and 145 pounds she has been known to bite the heads off wolverines.

Secret half brother Boris-He shares a father with Wlad and Vitaly but his mother was Stalin's granddaughter. He is kept in Lubyanaka prison after single handedly tearing the Russian weightlifting team limb from limb in a barfight. At 7'2 and 420 pounds Boris once high-jumped the thirty foot prison walls and was only recaptured after authorities used enough tranquilizer's to kill a humback whale.

LOL funny shit.

You forgot distant cousin Genghis Klitschko, who doesn't ride horses, but runs along them (he also is an accomplished singer).



Also, Tayshawn Klitschko, the son Wilt Chamberlain and Wlad's aunt. He stands 7'8" and possess an 98" reach as well as an excellent jab. He's also a southpaw. He also is rated by the World Chess Federation (FIDE) as a 2400 player, possessing the silver interim world chess championship.

STEEEEEROIDS!

Ali, are you serious?

One would think the opportunity to become the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World is nothing but a good deal.