Has anyone here watch Jersey Shore?

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

Come on LA, not even from this angle?

Does X mark the spot?

LA wrote:

She looks like a man to me and has the worst boob job, Sam is the only bangable one, besides some of the chicks they bring back.

Snookie and that other one are tanks

aka grenades

sokolkevin wrote:

LA wrote:

She looks like a man to me and has the worst boob job, Sam is the only bangable one, besides some of the chicks they bring back.

Snookie and that other one are tanks

aka grenades

Nice!

Diego408 wrote:

I think the 3 chicks besides Sam are just gross. Snooki is a little fat darwf, JWow is an old bitch with fake tits and Angelina is just plain gross. As for Sam, thats one fine lady. BTW Ali, have you seen snooki lately? shes fucking huge..... to the point its nasty.

Diego, you should know by know I love ladies with meat on their bones.

Ali_1748 wrote:

Diego408 wrote:

I think the 3 chicks besides Sam are just gross. Snooki is a little fat darwf, JWow is an old bitch with fake tits and Angelina is just plain gross. As for Sam, thats one fine lady. BTW Ali, have you seen snooki lately? shes fucking huge..... to the point its nasty.

Diego, you should know by know I love ladies with meat on their bones.

lol, thats true, I cant stand too much meat on the bones though, but hey everyoone has their own taste. I wouldnt be able to stand a woman being bigger than me hahahaha

Diego408 wrote:

Ali_1748 wrote:

Diego408 wrote:

I think the 3 chicks besides Sam are just gross. Snooki is a little fat darwf, JWow is an old bitch with fake tits and Angelina is just plain gross. As for Sam, thats one fine lady. BTW Ali, have you seen snooki lately? shes fucking huge..... to the point its nasty.

Diego, you should know by know I love ladies with meat on their bones.

lol, thats true, I cant stand too much meat on the bones though, but hey everyoone has their own taste. I wouldnt be able to stand a woman being bigger than me hahahaha

hahah I feel ya.

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

motor boat

you'll run into her chest first

I dont get it and cant watch this show, not even funny, just stupid

Man Ali, I cant believe you'd want to hit Snooki, that's a dumpster fire loaded w/STDs

Gomez you should know my standards by now, don't you remember my Tila Tequila discussions in the Fans Of Fistic Arts group ?

Not really, but Tila Tequila I can see

Lady Gaga or Snook though????

FUCK NO

gomez1012 wrote:

Not really, but Tila Tequila I can see

Lady Gaga or Snook though????

FUCK NO

I find Snooki cute.

As for Gaga I liked how she looked in that Bad Romance video.

Cute?

She looks like an oompa loompa hooker

A: Half of them are not even Italian.
B: Most of them are not from NJ.
C: NONE of them are from the Jersey Shore.
D: Every "Reality" show is scripted.

I grew up in that town. I worked on the boardwalk and as a bartender & DJ for a long time. We used to beat up those Guido's for fun. They always acted like that, even 40 years ago. Nothing has changed aside from the fact that society will sit in front of the boob tube & watch these idiots now.

I agree with flapanther, those assholes usually clog up the roads in my town on the way down to the shore. I went to college in north NJ where all of those assholes are usually from/hang out, they behave that way year round.

I remember 10 years ago they had a jersey shore show. Some actual tough guy they followed around. Remember this dude?



Apparently MTV was smart in thinking that now people want to see less intelligent, more vain, freeloading co-eds fill in this show. They are so smart to know what America values.

That was the True Life episode, IIRC

I'm pretty sure Vinny is Italian...not sure about the other guys, unless his whole family was nothing but actors.

And yeah Ali, even I disagree about Snooki. She's just so intellectually fucked in the head it'd be like fucking a chimp or something. Girl's gotta have somethin upstairs for me too.

The guys seem italian, they all have italian last names I think, that Vinny guy is the biggest dork, how did he get on that show.

You shouldn't disagree about Snookie cause she has no brains, you should disgree cause she's nasty.

If this girl was orange this would be perfect

The Whole cast is Italian, Snooki is the mixed though.

LA wrote:

The guys seem italian, they all have italian last names I think, that Vinny guy is the biggest dork, how did he get on that show.

You shouldn't disagree about Snookie cause she has no brains, you should disgree cause she's nasty.

If this girl was orange this would be perfect

Sorry, but a hot chick that is smart is way hotter than a dumb slut.

NoRegret wrote:

LA wrote:

The guys seem italian, they all have italian last names I think, that Vinny guy is the biggest dork, how did he get on that show.

You shouldn't disagree about Snookie cause she has no brains, you should disgree cause she's nasty.

Sorry, but a hot chick that is smart is way hotter than a dumb slut.

Only long term...

OU wrote:

NoRegret wrote:

LA wrote:

The guys seem italian, they all have italian last names I think, that Vinny guy is the biggest dork, how did he get on that show.

You shouldn't disagree about Snookie cause she has no brains, you should disgree cause she's nasty.

Sorry, but a hot chick that is smart is way hotter than a dumb slut.

Only long term...

Not always. Sometimes the hot, smart chicks are just looking to have fun too.

NoRegret wrote:

OU wrote:

NoRegret wrote:

LA wrote:

The guys seem italian, they all have italian last names I think, that Vinny guy is the biggest dork, how did he get on that show.

You shouldn't disagree about Snookie cause she has no brains, you should disgree cause she's nasty.

Sorry, but a hot chick that is smart is way hotter than a dumb slut.

Only long term...

Not always. Sometimes the hot, smart chicks are just looking to have fun too.

No I'm just saying for 1 night it is all the same. If you plan on talking to her the next day then personality comes into play. But for 1 night? Bad bitch is a bad bitch.

NoRegret wrote:

LA wrote:

The guys seem italian, they all have italian last names I think, that Vinny guy is the biggest dork, how did he get on that show.

You shouldn't disagree about Snookie cause she has no brains, you should disgree cause she's nasty.

If this girl was orange this would be perfect

Sorry, but a hot chick that is smart is way hotter than a dumb slut.

Not the point and not what I said there, even if Snookie was smart she'd still be a basketball, that was the point.

I was off work yesterday at home getting baked all day, a Jersey Shore marathon was on. I figured as high as I was my IQ was low enough at the moment to watch the show. Plus what else is on during the day? I still feel ashamed I watched about 4 episodes yesterday.

entertain a grenade or decipher a bomb lol thats some good shit from pauly d