bbc12 official unsanctioned MMA debut

I just got home from an embarrassing fight. I am 34 years old and got into a fight with none other than "I know I shit my pants." He was talking about my family on Facebook of all places which makes it worse. I had some beers in me and finally said I would slap him on there and he replied with "Like 6 years ago at Jason's house BOOM!" Like he beat me up? I beat the shit out of him until it was broken up.
So anyways I go to meet up with him since we live close. I see him walking across a street when I am driving there. I get out and we start talking shit. Dwayne "Shit my pants" is a huge boxing fan BTW and boxed as a youngster. This made it better for me in the end. We swing and miss a few times. Then I clip him and it doesn't hurt him. He yells and taunts me and I tell him to be quiet before someone calls the cops. He agrees and tells me I have nothing. NOW I become a MMA guy, and I was thinking about this too. I go for a single and he stuffs it and shrugs me off. (I am 170lbs, He is 200+) Then I go Aldo on his ass and unleash about 10-12 leg kicks to his knee and folded him with the last one, and then landed two big punches like I was in a real fight. He was over! I said it's over and he laid there. Then I told him I was sorry and he said the same thing when he got up and we hugged. I drove him up the block and came home. I will not mention this to my wife. She was sleeping the whole time when I was gone. My right foot feels funny now. I hope it doesn't hurt, but I know it will. I can't believe I got in a fight.

The best part was he said and I qoute "You used that MMA shit!" HAHAHAHA

I should have tried a superman punch and one of Condits shin kicks. I did one of Bruce Lee's shin kicks though. That set him up for the last Aldo dinger that folded him like Renzo Gracie.

Nice. I remember the first time I actually TKO'd a dude so they were either out or rocked/in enough pain/embarrassment to lay there.

i pictured you as as 5 9 220

You know he got you in a headlock and beat your fuckin face in BBC.

Probably not Bigs. I already had to deal with my Nephew, who thinks at 16 he can push people around. He is not nearly as mouthy and bully like. MMA baby, is like chess. He was thinking punch and I was thinking TD, mount, arm bar. He hit me in the ribs coming in and then tried to figure out where I learned all I knew. My Mom was impressed, my wife wasn't.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

Nice. I remember the first time I actually TKO'd a dude so they were either out or rocked/in enough pain/embarrassment to lay there.

UFC Undisputed?

LMAO at the thought of BBC throwing leg kicks

nice! that was EPIC bbc lol! good comeback wolf lmao!

bobbitt15 wrote:

LMAO at the thought of BBC throwing leg kicks

I couldn't believe it either. When I was getting ready I was thinking I need a td and I can grapple with him and make him quit. He is pretty big and I was worried about getting hit and having too go to work with a black eye so I kept kicking his left leg. He couldn't stop it either. My foot kinda hurt today for the first part of work. It is still tender.

@Bigs I am telling the truth. I wouldn't make that up to try and imprezz you guys.

Andrew the Raider King wrote:

Probably not Bigs. I already had to deal with my Nephew, who thinks at 16 he can push people around. He is not nearly as mouthy and bully like. MMA baby, is like chess. He was thinking punch and I was thinking TD, mount, arm bar. He hit me in the ribs coming in and then tried to figure out where I learned all I knew. My Mom was impressed, my wife wasn't.

Yeah Dwayne has watched a couple MMA cards and doesn't like it. His mom's boyfriend taught him to box as a kid and he has always acted like he could box. He is real slow. Bad thing is he said he wasn't drinking. I was drunk, but not that drunk. I feel like a douchebag now for even going over there and not just telling him he was an asshole and squashing it.

You don't feel bad. You can quit talkin' that mess like right now dawg.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

You don't feel bad. You can quit talkin' that mess like right now dawg.

Yeah ur right. I feel like an immature idiot for going out and doing that when I had to work and had a family at home though. It does feel good though when I think about the outcome of it all.

That is awsome tho man, leg kicks ...I love it! I havent been in a fight in about 10 years I think if I were to get in a fight at this point in my life I would have to either get a big KO or do some lay and pray with the occasional punch to have any kind of chance. I miss being young and able bodied lol.