Greatest Boxing Promoter Quotes Ever

Yesterday I was lying today I am telling the truth - Bob Arum

I wash my hands before I touch my dick - Don King (when he got Foreman to sign his name on a blank sheet of paper in a bathroom George said "arent you going to wash your hands? "( Don had just pissed)).

How many times has Bob Arum read the Quran - Don again (how do you think Don got Ali)

He aint going to Mecca his ass is going to Cleveland - Don when Tyson was released from prison

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Only in America - you get the picture

what are some more funny quotes from promoters, (Marble, Dmar, I am looking at you for the Tex Rickard quotes)

Don King " The man wants to talk with me!" : Happened while Tyson was incarcerated. This dumbass King was the victim of a prank call. Somebody called Don's office and did a Tyson imitation and convinced him that Tyson wanted to make amends with him. Don rushed to the Prison to find a confused but angry Tyson.

bwahahahaha thats hilarious frank never knew that

'A Black man will take fifty thousand dollars in cash over a cheque for two hundred thousand' - King again in explaining his penchant for giving fighters bags of cash and jewelry.

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'A Black man will take fifty thousand dollars in cash over a cheque for two hundred thousand' - King again in explaining his penchant for giving fighters bags of cash and jewelry.

great one

Watch the little Spike Lee-made black-and-white piece that was aired on the Tyson-Stewart HBO telecast. There's some babble-tastic gems from King on that one.

it was either tex richard or doc kerns i forget which one but im sure it was tex..there was bidding by envelope sealed for a potential big fight..threw the grapevine tex heared that perhaps one or 2 inexprienced businessmen may have submitted sealed bids that was higher then he wanted to go..tex at the 11th hour set a meeting up to submit his bid to the parties involved in making the descion..tex gave a little talk on his experience and success as a promoter..finaly some one said ok please give us your bid..tex said ok..pulled open a suitcase he brought with him opened it and it had 500 000 in cash..a ton of money in the 20s equal to 10 million today..tex said heres my bid..needless to say the other bids were not considered..the fight was given to tex.

Didn't DK once say he was a great survivor because he had a combination of wit, grit, and bullshit.

thats a good one ahahah ^^^^

The first knockout totally obliterated the 2nd knockout

Hey Carl you know why your daddy wear's his hair like that?

(silence)

To hide the horns

Shit if you didnt have Don King, you'd have to invent him.

- Don

Richard Schaefer "Who R U Picking?"

hhahah god Schaeffer sucks

Birdofthad wrote:

hhahah god Schaeffer sucks

LOL he sure does

even worse the dumb ass thought it was suc h a great idea he used it more than once

he is the boxing worlds Condoleeza Rice

this is a black and white fight, Gerry Cooney, Irish, white, catholic

- King hahahahah

Gerry Cooney had the right complexion to get the connection

- Holmes

hahahha

Here's one of the worst ones attributed to Tex Rickard:
"We can't have a nigger heavyweight champion,a black champion wasn't worth a warm bucket of piss."
Imagine if a promoter said that today,even in reference to a fighter like Jack Johnson.

Dr Laura might agree with him hahah

ya thats pretty damn bad

Or Mel Gibson.

hahhaha ya Mel would be like ya i mean shit they rape people haha

man has he fallen off or what