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 Hilarious Resume Mistakes

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Birdofthad
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PostSubject: Hilarious Resume Mistakes   Hilarious Resume Mistakes EmptyWed Jul 28, 2010 2:06 pm
here are some real things people put on their resume's

"seeking a party-time position with room for advancement."

"1 year old marketing executive."

"Planned new corporate facility at 3 million over budget."

"career break in 1999 to renovate my horse."

my favorite : "Enjoy cooking chinese and Italians."

"I would like to assure you that I am a hardly working person."

Achievements : "Nominated for prom queen."

Education : "Finished 8 out of 10."

Education : "May 1880 to May 1984."

heres the whole list

http://jobs.aol.com/articles/2010/05/05/resume-mistakes/?icid=main|main|dl4|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fjobs.aol.com%2Farticles%2F2010%2F05%2F05%2Fresume-mistakes%2F
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Andrew the Raider King
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious Resume Mistakes   Hilarious Resume Mistakes EmptyWed Jul 28, 2010 2:50 pm
lol!
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Birdofthad
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious Resume Mistakes   Hilarious Resume Mistakes EmptyWed Jul 28, 2010 6:01 pm
that 1 ear old marketing exec is gonna be a trillionaire by the time hes 40
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