If ....... moved next door to me, I'd move.

What fighters throughout history would cause you to put a "For Sale" sign in your front yard?

Edwin Valero or Tony Ayala Jr.

Michael Moorer.

Just imagine getting out to collect the paper and seeing his depressed look, what a great way to start the day.

Mike Tyson.Imagine his pet tiger finding it's way into your backyard.

I'd love it if Tyson moved next door. How cool would his parties be ?

Maybe one day he'll discuss in great length to you about his obsession with eating children and stomping on testicals.

Paulie Malignaggi.Imagine the traffic in front of your house from him hosting tupperware and lingerie parties.

Ali_1748 wrote:

I'd love it if Tyson moved next door. How cool would his parties be ?

Maybe one day he'll discuss in great length to you about his obsession with eating children and stomping on testicals.

Could you imagine Aaron Pryor and Camacho Sr. hosting a party?The dope sniffing dogs would have a field day going through that house.

WinstonSmith wrote:

Edwin Valero or Tony Ayala Jr.

lmfao don't forget to add eric morel to that list.

RUM CAPITAL wrote:

WinstonSmith wrote:

Edwin Valero or Tony Ayala Jr.

lmfao don't forget to add eric morel to that list.

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Those three would have been a psychiatrist's wet dream.

Anne Wolfe. I'd be deathly afraid of saying something inappropriate and having her kick my ass.

WinstonSmith wrote:

RUM CAPITAL wrote:

WinstonSmith wrote:

Edwin Valero or Tony Ayala Jr.

lmfao don't forget to add eric morel to that list.

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Those three would have been a psychiatrist's wet dream.

Funny, but most psychologists I've talked to say they're helpless with the anti social pesonality disorder. The only cure seems to be to incarcerate the person until they're in their early 60's.

Yuri Foreman, no one wants jews around them....... lol JK
I'd say Valero, you would hear him beating his wife every other night and cant do anything cause the mutherfucker would beat your as and kill you.

Diego408 wrote:

Yuri Foreman, no one wants jews around them....... lol JK
I'd say Valero, you would hear him beating his wife every other night and cant do anything cause the mutherfucker would beat your as and kill you.

That would be a nightmare. We'd have to find a way to get to that crazy SOB.

marbleheadmaui wrote:

Anne Wolfe. I'd be deathly afraid of saying something inappropriate and having her kick my ass.

I was sitting directly behind her at a fight, she had a baby that was about 7 months old, it was funny Anne was real chatty and nice, Kirkland was the one that seemed like a sour puss, but later on in the night her baby was being burped and facing me, reached out and grabbed my hand, Anne turns around and looks at me with her babies hands wrapped around my finger, Im like oh shit , and she just started laughing

I went from almost pissing myself to being like whew

nervous moment for sure

valero- I don't want a guy that has been diagnosed as schizophrenic and won't take his meds, living next to me.


who would I want living right next door:

EVANDER HOLYFIELD-Why? Because that would mean I'm one rich motherfucker, as we know Evander likes the ginormous mansions.

marbleheadmaui wrote:

Anne Wolfe. I'd be deathly afraid of her fucking my ass with her giant dick sized clit.

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OUSOONERSOU wrote:

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Kathy Griffin- she is so fugly. I'm afraid that I'd turn to stone like she was medusa.

I would move if Don King moved next door to me. He would probably bargain with u about everything and drive u nuts!!!

timthebim wrote:

I would move if Don King moved next door to me. He would probably bargain with u about everything and drive u nuts!!!

Bargain or steal? LOL

marbleheadmaui wrote:

Anne Wolfe. I'd be deathly afraid of saying something inappropriate and having her kick my ass.

How did I forget my future ex wife Anne Wolfe

I think it would be awesome if Valuev moved next to me. How many times could you pull the Bigfoot prank on people visiting you for the first time? I bet you could even tape that guy walking through the woods and have some special show on "the proof Bigfoot exists".

lol, Valuev. Yeah, living next door to him would be interesting. He seems like a nice enough guy.