LOL at this

he hasnt done it in a long time though , was more or less a high school thing

i hope hahah

he did get busted with his shit out in a strip club not to long ago though hahahah , the owner was like dude put it away, he wa like put what away just walking around haha

another great moment in his history, were all at a bar , he throws up in his mouth and swallowed it, some girl saw and ratted him out, the bouncers come to kick him out he says hold on, walks over to the girl, sticks his finger down his throat and throws up on her shoes hahhaha

I'm Out, gonna sleep with a yellow rubber glove and snuggle up to my girl, she'll be surpsired when she feels that shit.

I'm out too, tired as fuck. Gonna have nightmares about that yellow glove tonight

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night guys hahahah

Bird your friend might be a serial rapest. Funny shit at first, but I came back to this thread and now he is creepy like LA said. Oh and it is 5 am here and I hear Birds chirping. That is a sign from God. Watch that guy....and for the love of God don't buy yellow cleaning gloves.

ahahahahhaha will do

night dudes

dont think he could be a rapist

the gloves would give him away

hahahah

One time I was so fucked up at a buddies house I started to get woosie, so I went in the bathroom and climbed in the tub. Warm water relaxed the muscles.

You wanna know how to sober up instantly?


Shit in your homiez bathtub. Instant sobriety. Lemme tell ya.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

One time I was so fucked up at a buddies house I started to get woosie, so I went in the bathroom and climbed in the tub. Warm water relaxed the muscles.

You wanna know how to sober up instantly?


Shit in your homiez bathtub. Instant sobriety. Lemme tell ya.

lmao. I want to hear the aftermath!

hhahaha o shit wolf hahah literally hahahaha

another good dumb friend story of mine is one time we all got wasted in San Marcos and were driving back to Austin, I was driving, it was me 2 good friends and 1 guy that none of us can stand that we were giving a ride back, he was bitching all night as he norally does

he was sitting back seat right hand side, another friend was back seat left hand side and my other friend was riding shotgun

my friend riding shotgun was smashed, rolls the window down to throw up, only one problem, the guy in the back seat had his window rolled down to

yep my friend pukes out the car and the puke flies right into the back seat window and nails the guy hahahaha

This is the funniest fucking thread I have ever read.

All I got to say is nothing like some herb and a pool after a long night

herb pool and hot tub with beer man thats the life

Ive got a good one, right out of high school when i was still at my folks house, me and my friend just got home piss drunk and decided to watch some tv. he gets up to go to the bathroom and instead of walking into the bathroom he opens my parents door and pisses right on the damn door, 5 minutes later his ride comes and he leaves, my parents walk out of their room in shock like WTF was that... i know the guy since i can remember and our parents are real good friends, so we give him shit about it every time were together...

As much as this amuses me I don't understand why you'd let the board know about your bladder problems.

killerofchicken wrote:

Ive got a good one, right out of high school when i was still at my folks house, me and my friend just got home piss drunk and decided to watch some tv. he gets up to go to the bathroom and instead of walking into the bathroom he opens my parents door and pisses right on the damn door, 5 minutes later his ride comes and he leaves, my parents walk out of their room in shock like WTF was that... i know the guy since i can remember and our parents are real good friends, so we give him shit about it every time were together...

I did that years back at a buddies house. Took a right instead of a left. I heard my name get yelled and I stepped back a few feet and kept pissing. I was in a hallway instead of the bathroom.

ya actually another story about the rubber glove guy, he was wasted at a friends house, thinks he is pissing in the restroom, in reality he found himself in another corner and he pissed on my friends pillows

Yeah your friend is starting to sound like a real creepy dude, Bird.

hahaha well he basically is an alchy and the rubber glove stories are from back in the teenage years, but I can see how he would come off as creepy hahah

Some day soon that fellow is going to stumble across this thread on the internet and it's going to be the straw that breaks the psycho's sense of stability in life. So began the story of the rubber dish glove killer.

bwahahaha ludo that was funny as hell hahaha

He was such a nice boy when he was younger, no one thought anything of the glove

Oh don't ever search yellow rubber glove and search past a couple ppages, shit gets weird as hell.