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Subject: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 3:35 am
Went outside to take a piss tnight, and started peeing before I completlyunzipped my pants
Yeah I was that guy
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 3:39 am
hahahahhahaha never had that happen thats awesome hahahahah
i have accidentally pissed on someone from a balcony thpoguh
LA Platinum Belt
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 3:45 am
shit happens
bobbitt15 Gold Belt
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 3:47 am
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 3:47 am
Seriously though, pretty funny
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:01 am
If I didn't love ya I might cry
Yes I'm retarded
Oh sit I got to talk some Bonnar
acccardinal12 Gold Belt
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:02 am
tolivendiewithLA wrote:
Went outside to take a piss tnight, and started peeing before I completlyunzipped my pants
Yeah I was that guy
Welcome to the family! I knew it wouldn't take you much longer. Pretty soon you will pass out in the middle of sex. I did that at 23 off some whiskey. In the punanny and went out cold. Had to hear the bitch tell me the next morning when I was hungover. Alcohol is a helluva drug!
LA Platinum Belt
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:08 am
You want some funny shiut? not me but my buddy in 7th grade, first time he trys finger a chick, he fingered her asshole.
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:11 am
BWAHAHAHAHA OH MAN THATS PRICELESS beast andLA
I had a friend pass out during head and then the girl passed out hahah we found em both on the lawn of the party in an akwatd position hahahaha
worst ever....at a party
me and some friends venture off to go smoke in a unoccupied room, walk in on some friends having sex, we are all like oh shit our bad sorry...........wait what the fuck..........is that our other friend hiding in the corner of the room........jacking off...........waering a yellow rubber cleaning glove?
IT IS!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAH
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:18 am
Bird I don't think I've laughed that hard in years. Tears coming out of my eyes
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:22 am
it was priceless cause he was like oh shit trying to hide then the guy and girl having sex were like what the fuck man, he goes running out of the room with the rubber glove on hahahahhaha
happened 8 years ago and we still bring it up to this day just to fuck with him hahahah
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:25 am
I will remember that for the rest of my life........
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:27 am
LA made me bust out laughing and then Bird made me cry tears of laughter. I am still laughing thinking about someone whaking it with one those gloves on. WTF, and at a party? lmao!
Funniest shit ever read on the net. back to back!
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:28 am
I am still laughing after reading it again.
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:28 am
hahaha same it was mind bogglingly hilarious haha
also LA in light of the shoe/show mishap and my countless raping of know and now
a friend of mine used to say cod when referring to his balls and at a party got real pissed and goes
"fuck all of yall suck my left cock" hahhahahaha he meant to say cod hahahah
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:29 am
hahah gets even better cause he was jacking off to our friends older sister so when she came downstairs an hour or so later she was like "was he seriously wearing a rubber glove " hahahahhahaha
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:32 am
Birdofthad wrote:
BWAHAHAHAHA OH MAN THATS PRICELESS beast andLA
I had a friend pass out during head and then the girl passed out hahah we found em both on the lawn of the party in an akwatd position hahahaha
worst ever....at a party
me and some friends venture off to go smoke in a unoccupied room, walk in on some friends having sex, we are all like oh shit our bad sorry...........wait what the fuck..........is that our other friend hiding in the corner of the room........jacking off...........waering a yellow rubber cleaning glove?
IT IS!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAH
Was he all ninja style or did they know he was there? I am lmao thinking about it. Funny as hell either way. That is ten times better than Dwayne "I know I shit my pants!"
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:34 am
hahaha he snuck in they had no clue he was in there until we walked in on them, honestly we almost didnt see him hahahahahah
he was sitting in a rocking chair in the corner of the room going to town hahaha
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:38 am
Birdofthad wrote:
hahaha he snuck in they had no clue he was in there until we walked in on them, honestly we almost didnt see him hahahahahah
he was sitting in a rocking chair in the corner of the room going to town hahaha
Holy shit that guy should get an award for that. He must have taken a gangload of shit for that. Where did he get the fucking dish clove from and why in fuck was he using it? Did he have dish soap involved? Fucking epic! Rocking chair hahahahaha!
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:42 am
sad thing is it is not the only time hes been busted wacking off in a room when sex was invovled hahahaha
dish soap was actually involved another time he was busted no lie hahaha
I know how he operates cause when I was getting some back in the day, he all of a sudden had about 300 hundred reason he had to come in and out of my room , I think thats how he operated and after the 3rd or 4th interuption his plan was to sneak/stay in the room unnoticed hahahah and ya we always give him shit for it hahaha
hes the guy that when we all take a vacation is in the shower for an hour hahahah
to this day he hasnt admitted where the glove came from or why he used it hahahaha
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:45 am
off the top of my head he has been caught in rocking chairs, closets, and a bathroom hahahahhaha
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:47 am
Dude this guy went from funny to creepy as fuck
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:48 am
hahahahahaha its jsut his way hahahahah
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Subject: Re: LOL at this Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:49 am
He sounds like this guy
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Had to hear the bitch tell me the next morning when I was hungover. Alcohol is a helluva drug!