Best comeback at a non MMA fan

Had a buddy??? on FB that posted rude comments about the World Cup and MMA. He compared them to a circle jerk and said they were gay. He also threw out a 69 remark on MMA. This is not a MMA vs Boxing thing at all. He also said Boxing sucked now also. This idiot is always saying negative shit about life in general, but he is a friends little bro. (The only reason he is a friend on Facebook)

My question is what would you say to someone saying the humping, 69, etc crap about MMA? I simply educated him in a nice way so far. I explained how some fights end up (on the ground) that way and told him a bit about BJJ and Wrestling. I want to bring some fire tomorrow with professional help. I know we have professionals here and I think I could use a few jabs.

This can go in the trash after 5pm tomorrow.

He's a lost cause on both sports

What does he look like?

Some people don't like MMA. Who cares?

"As gay as you are, I thought you would enjoy two men rolling around on the ground hugging one another looking for a dominant position"

"Well I agree on the World Cup, but it is not winter time yet. I can't wait for that, so we can't come by your house get some cocoa, a blow from your Mom and watch curling"

That is all I got for you BBC, it is 5:20 AM here and I just woke up. Best of luck Brother.

just double leg him and go for an inverse triangle from mount and ask him "is it gay if you pass out"

"Dont tap sperm burgler"

Post a pic and some details of his personal life. I will customize an insult that is bound to make him mad enough to delete you from his FB.

For starters :

"If you were a little more comfortable with your own sexuality your mind wouldn't wander to guy on guy sex acts everytime you see two guys in a cage fight. That is a little bit disturbing to know that is the first thought that crosses your mind. Not because you're gay, I like gay people and have no problem with that lifestyle, but it disturbs me because you still feel like you have to live in the closet. It's ok man. Look I added Brokeback Mountain to my netflix list and I'll bring it over to your house. I think it would be inspirational for you. I know this is a hard thing you're struggling with, but then again you're used to struggling to handle hard things. "

Wolfgangsta wrote:

Post a pic and some details of his personal life. I will customize an insult that is bound to make him mad enough to delete you from his FB.

For starters :

"If you were a little more comfortable with your own sexuality your mind wouldn't wander to guy on guy sex acts everytime you see two guys in a cage fight. That is a little bit disturbing to know that is the first thought that crosses your mind. Not because you're gay, I like gay people and have no problem with that lifestyle, but it disturbs me because you still feel like you have to live in the closet. It's ok man. Look I added Brokeback Mountain to my netflix list and I'll bring it over to your house. I think it would be inspirational for you. I know this is a hard thing you're struggling with, but then again you're used to struggling to handle hard things. "

+1

you should have just title this towards wolfie.. knowing he would probably have a good one for you.

GolbeZ wrote:

you should have just title this towards wolfie.. knowing he would probably have a good one for you.

Yeah that was sweet.

if you watch MMA and get Homo thoughts


your the homo not the guys fighting