Kim Couture arrested for domestic violence after allegedly choking personal assistant

NoRegret wrote:

Ali_1748 wrote:

NoRegret wrote:

Hey, I do what I gotta do. Some guys like the boring everyday, casual sex. I like the hot,spontaneous shit with the crazy chicks hahaha

You've got to let chicks drop hot candle wax over your body, that's kinky.

Hahahaha i've never tried that lol.

My buddy Jordan told me the funniest damn story. He was fuckin some whack-job and she was like "slap me...slap me motherfucker."

so I asked him "Soooo did you freak out and leave or what did you do?"

and Jordan says "I fuckin slapped the bitch"

hahaha I laughed for a solid 5 minutes after he said that.

LOL

Ali_1748 wrote:

NoRegret wrote:

Ali_1748 wrote:

NoRegret wrote:

Hey, I do what I gotta do. Some guys like the boring everyday, casual sex. I like the hot,spontaneous shit with the crazy chicks hahaha

You've got to let chicks drop hot candle wax over your body, that's kinky.

Hahahaha i've never tried that lol.

My buddy Jordan told me the funniest damn story. He was fuckin some whack-job and she was like "slap me...slap me motherfucker."

so I asked him "Soooo did you freak out and leave or what did you do?"

and Jordan says "I fuckin slapped the bitch"

hahaha I laughed for a solid 5 minutes after he said that.

LOL

Funniest shit though man...he's black, so he puts more emphasis on what he is saying alotta times and when he said that, it was just funny as hell the way it came out hahaha.

NoRegret wrote:

Ali_1748 wrote:

NoRegret wrote:

Ali_1748 wrote:

NoRegret wrote:

Hey, I do what I gotta do. Some guys like the boring everyday, casual sex. I like the hot,spontaneous shit with the crazy chicks hahaha

You've got to let chicks drop hot candle wax over your body, that's kinky.

Hahahaha i've never tried that lol.

My buddy Jordan told me the funniest damn story. He was fuckin some whack-job and she was like "slap me...slap me motherfucker."

so I asked him "Soooo did you freak out and leave or what did you do?"

and Jordan says "I fuckin slapped the bitch"

hahaha I laughed for a solid 5 minutes after he said that.

LOL

Funniest shit though man...he's black, so he puts more emphasis on what he is saying alotta times and when he said that, it was just funny as hell the way it came out hahaha.

I could picture Craig Robinson saying that " I fucking slapped the bitch."

hahaha im glad I could paint ya a picture

Kim isn't hot but I'd love to bounce those warlocks around a bit.

The idea, joke or not, that Cyborg is better looking that Kim totally blew my face off.

GDPofDRC wrote:

The idea, joke or not, that Cyborg is better looking that Kim totally blew my face off.

I have a secret fantasy where I allow Cristine to dominate me, yes I am very disturbed.

Ali_1748 wrote:

GDPofDRC wrote:

The idea, joke or not, that Cyborg is better looking that Kim totally blew my face off.

I have a secret fantasy where I allow Cristine to dominate me, yes I am very disturbed.

I'm pretty sure everyone has that fantasy, just with other women lol. But every guy has a thing for some woman that other guy's dont understand....soooo I dont fault ya for that one.

Ali_1748 wrote:

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

Ali_1748 wrote:

Is Kim hot ?

Eh not so much.

throw in a few stretch marks and "eh" is right.

NoRegret wrote:

Ali_1748 wrote:

NoRegret wrote:

Hey, I do what I gotta do. Some guys like the boring everyday, casual sex. I like the hot,spontaneous shit with the crazy chicks hahaha

You've got to let chicks drop hot candle wax over your body, that's kinky.

Hahahaha i've never tried that lol.

My buddy Jordan told me the funniest damn story. He was fuckin some whack-job and she was like "slap me...slap me motherfucker."

so I asked him "Soooo did you freak out and leave or what did you do?"

and Jordan says "I fuckin slapped the bitch"

hahaha I laughed for a solid 5 minutes after he said that.

I had a GF at one time who got off when you role played rape with her. The meaner and nastier and more painful I treated her, the more she got off. Of course everybody is always asking why she is bruised all the time, so that put limits on the length of the reationship.

ya bobbitt her assistant probably brought Kathy Vera up and Kim had to unleash the dragon on something

I don't consider Kim hot, but i'd probably tag it.