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Primetyme199
Brown Belt
Posts : 2916
Join date : 2009-07-30
Location : NJ
| | Subject: Dad At The Mall Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:10 pm | |
| Dad at the Mall...
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange,
and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him
staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter
old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his
response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not
bat an eye in his response.
'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you
were my son.' | |
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Cu Bu
Black Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : AXE MURDERER
Posts : 3648
Join date : 2009-07-15
Location : Norman oklahoma
| | Subject: Re: Dad At The Mall Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:16 pm | |
| lol good shit lol
if this is true classic! | |
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taylorfleig
Orange Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : boxing-Paul Williams, Deontay Wilder, Tavoris Cloud, mma-Rampage & Brett rogers
Posts : 265
Join date : 2009-07-15
Location : NC
| | Subject: Re: Dad At The Mall Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:16 pm | |
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Cu Bu
Black Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : AXE MURDERER
Posts : 3648
Join date : 2009-07-15
Location : Norman oklahoma
| | Subject: Re: Dad At The Mall Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:19 pm | |
| err i feel gullable its still funny though | |
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taylorfleig
Orange Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : boxing-Paul Williams, Deontay Wilder, Tavoris Cloud, mma-Rampage & Brett rogers
Posts : 265
Join date : 2009-07-15
Location : NC
| | Subject: Re: Dad At The Mall Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:25 pm | |
| - Cu Bua wrote:
- err i feel gullable its still funny though
Yeah I really don't care thats funny as hell, thats something I imagine my grandpa saying. | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Dad At The Mall Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:01 am | |
| LMAO your dad sounds like a legend. |
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NoRegret
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Anyone that comes to FIGHT!
Posts : 4548
Join date : 2009-07-15
Age : 34
Location : The Dirty 330- Ohio
| | Subject: Re: Dad At The Mall Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:29 am | |
| hahahaha wow
10 bucks says the kid didnt get it lol | |
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timthebim
Platinum Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : BJ PENN, JOSH KOSCHECK, SPIDER
Posts : 16809
Join date : 2009-07-15
Age : 42
Location : Detroit
| | Subject: Re: Dad At The Mall Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:25 am | |
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Cu Bu
Black Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : AXE MURDERER
Posts : 3648
Join date : 2009-07-15
Location : Norman oklahoma
| | Subject: Re: Dad At The Mall Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:46 am | |
| i thought i was gullable i think its a joke a great one but didnt happen.. It would be awesome to be wrong on this one | |
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SOKO
Black Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : The Dragon, Kenflo, Hendo, Guida, Ace, Wand, Cain, Carwin, Foreman, Evander, Oscar
Posts : 3362
Join date : 2009-07-16
Age : 43
Location : atlanta
| | Subject: Re: Dad At The Mall Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:33 am | |
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Primetyme199
Brown Belt
Posts : 2916
Join date : 2009-07-30
Location : NJ
| | Subject: Re: Dad At The Mall Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:20 pm | |
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