just got outta jail

DUI you say, NOPE! Unpaid 96.00 fine from a long time ago. Got popped a few hours ago speeding. Booked in, paid it, they stuck me in the jail church with my.clothes and those cool orange flip flops. I'm pretty sure I got negative street cred, but i still want your lunch money so pay up! I was tipsy so much love to the trooper for letting me get off easy. Time to watch the NYE fights.

Are you sure it wasn't because you got caught sticking your fingers through that special hole in the truck stop restroom ?

Ali wrote:

Are you sure it wasn't because you got caught sticking your fingers through that special hole in the truck stop restroom ?

Oh I'm sure. I stick my dick thru those holes anyway. Everyone knows that....dumbass. lol

Worst part a out this is they have a magazine out around here that shows the funny pics of people when they get booked in. I looked tired and had in a hat so my hair was crazy. Fml! I hope i don't make the cut

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Ali wrote:

Are you sure it wasn't because you got caught sticking your fingers through that special hole in the truck stop restroom ?

Oh I'm sure. I stick my dick thru those holes anyway. Everyone knows that....dumbass. lol

Worst part a out this is they have a magazine out around here that shows the funny pics of people when they get booked in. I looked tired and had in a hat so my hair was crazy. Fml! I hope i don't make the cut

I really, really hope you do make that cut.

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

DUI you say, NOPE! Unpaid 96.00 fine from a long time ago. Got popped a few hours ago speeding. Booked in, paid it, they stuck me in the jail church with my.clothes and those cool orange flip flops. I'm pretty sure I got negative street cred, but i still want your lunch money so pay up! I was tipsy so much love to the trooper for letting me get off easy. Time to watch the NYE fights.

if they didnt make you drop your pants and spread em.............no street cred ! glad it all worked out ok buddy

OU wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Ali wrote:

Are you sure it wasn't because you got caught sticking your fingers through that special hole in the truck stop restroom ?

Oh I'm sure. I stick my dick thru those holes anyway. Everyone knows that....dumbass. lol

Worst part a out this is they have a magazine out around here that shows the funny pics of people when they get booked in. I looked tired and had in a hat so my hair was crazy. Fml! I hope i don't make the cut

I really, really hope you do make that cut.

ya we got that shit in dallas but its a magazine full of pedos and hooker mug shots

Birdofthad wrote:

OU wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Ali wrote:

Are you sure it wasn't because you got caught sticking your fingers through that special hole in the truck stop restroom ?

Oh I'm sure. I stick my dick thru those holes anyway. Everyone knows that....dumbass. lol

Worst part a out this is they have a magazine out around here that shows the funny pics of people when they get booked in. I looked tired and had in a hat so my hair was crazy. Fml! I hope i don't make the cut

I really, really hope you do make that cut.

ya we got that shit in dallas but its a magazine full of pedos and hooker mug shots

Our magazine only has a page dedicated to the pedos n hookers. You see people in there for anything. I didn't make the cut, but i feel bad for people who have to deal with the embarrassment from being in it for an unpaid shitty extra fine. Oh and I only wire flip flops after they got all my info, then 6-7 mins in the church waiting, and then I walked out. Negative street cred!

OU wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Ali wrote:

Are you sure it wasn't because you got caught sticking your fingers through that special hole in the truck stop restroom ?

Oh I'm sure. I stick my dick thru those holes anyway. Everyone knows that....dumbass. lol

Worst part a out this is they have a magazine out around here that shows the funny pics of people when they get booked in. I looked tired and had in a hat so my hair was crazy. Fml! I hope i don't make the cut

I really, really hope you do make that cut.

Looks like they have been putting it to good use