The top ten worst movies you've ever seen ?

Phantom Menace - Jar Jar Binks, Young Anakin Skywalker, Pod Racing, Stupid droids, Natalie Portman fresh from Ikea. Not even the epic lightsaber duel saved that movie it was that bad.

Crystak Skull - Using a fridge to survive a nuclear explosion, Swinging with monkies, Shia LaDouche, Ray Winstone just didn't suit that movie, Aliens Aliens Aliens !!! Indy and Aliens just don't work.

Ali wrote:

Phantom Menace - Jar Jar Binks, Young Anakin Skywalker, Pod Racing, Stupid droids, Natalie Portman fresh from Ikea. Not even the epic lightsaber duel saved that movie it was that bad.

Crystak Skull - Using a fridge to survive a nuclear explosion, Swinging with monkies, Shia LaDouche, Ray Winstone just didn't suit that movie, Aliens Aliens Aliens !!! Indy and Aliens just don't work.

To imply that this movie is anywhere in the same league as Jonah Hex is fucking retarded. I can think of atleast 50 movies worse then Phantom Menace and I have probably seen less then half the movies you have.

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Ali wrote:

Phantom Menace - Jar Jar Binks, Young Anakin Skywalker, Pod Racing, Stupid droids, Natalie Portman fresh from Ikea. Not even the epic lightsaber duel saved that movie it was that bad.

Crystak Skull - Using a fridge to survive a nuclear explosion, Swinging with monkies, Shia LaDouche, Ray Winstone just didn't suit that movie, Aliens Aliens Aliens !!! Indy and Aliens just don't work.

To imply that this movie is anywhere in the same league as Jonah Hex is fucking retarded. I can think of atleast 50 movies worse then Phantom Menace and I have probably seen less then half the movies you have.

I am not the only one who thinks The Phantom Menace sucks camel dicks, millions of people across the world think it's straight up garbage.

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Ali wrote:

Phantom Menace - Jar Jar Binks, Young Anakin Skywalker, Pod Racing, Stupid droids, Natalie Portman fresh from Ikea. Not even the epic lightsaber duel saved that movie it was that bad.

Crystak Skull - Using a fridge to survive a nuclear explosion, Swinging with monkies, Shia LaDouche, Ray Winstone just didn't suit that movie, Aliens Aliens Aliens !!! Indy and Aliens just don't work.

To imply that this movie is anywhere in the same league as Jonah Hex is fucking retarded. I can think of atleast 50 movies worse then Phantom Menace and I have probably seen less then half the movies you have.

I am not the only one who thinks The Phantom Menace sucks camel dicks, millions of people across the world think it's straight up garbage.

SW fanboys were upset, it was a disappointing movie. But bottom 10? You have to be retarded to think that.

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Ali wrote:

Phantom Menace - Jar Jar Binks, Young Anakin Skywalker, Pod Racing, Stupid droids, Natalie Portman fresh from Ikea. Not even the epic lightsaber duel saved that movie it was that bad.

Crystak Skull - Using a fridge to survive a nuclear explosion, Swinging with monkies, Shia LaDouche, Ray Winstone just didn't suit that movie, Aliens Aliens Aliens !!! Indy and Aliens just don't work.

To imply that this movie is anywhere in the same league as Jonah Hex is fucking retarded. I can think of atleast 50 movies worse then Phantom Menace and I have probably seen less then half the movies you have.

I am not the only one who thinks The Phantom Menace sucks camel dicks, millions of people across the world think it's straight up garbage.

SW fanboys were upset, it was a disappointing movie. But bottom 10? You have to be retarded to think that.

I don't care what you think the movie sucked.

Forgot to add Eragon to my list that was another failed attempt by Hollywood to create another fantasy series similar to Harry Potter and LOTR, pity cause I've heard the books are good.

No mention of Once Upon a Time in America?

OU wrote:

No mention of Once Upon a Time in America?

Of course not.

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OU wrote:

No mention of Once Upon a Time in America?

Of course not.

Have you ever seen Cabin Fever?

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No mention of Once Upon a Time in America?

Of course not.

Have you ever seen Cabin Fever?

Yes and I like it.

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No mention of Once Upon a Time in America?

Of course not.

Have you ever seen Cabin Fever?

Yes and I like it.

Are you fucking with me? That is the worst movie I have ever seen. You have to be fucking with me. There is no possible way to enjoy that movie.

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No mention of Once Upon a Time in America?

Of course not.

Have you ever seen Cabin Fever?

Yes and I like it.

Are you fucking with me? That is the worst movie I have ever seen. You have to be fucking with me. There is no possible way to enjoy that movie.

It's not a great movie by any means but I enjoyed it. There's also a nostalgic factor because I remember going to the cinema with my mates to see it.

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No mention of Once Upon a Time in America?

Of course not.

Have you ever seen Cabin Fever?

Yes and I like it.

Are you fucking with me? That is the worst movie I have ever seen. You have to be fucking with me. There is no possible way to enjoy that movie.

It's not a great movie by any means but I enjoyed it. There's also a nostalgic factor because I remember going to the cinema with my mates to see it.

Going to the movies to see it just makes me hate it even more. I have no idea how anyone could enjoy even 2 seconds of that god awful excuse for a movie. You have horrific taste in movies.

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OU wrote:

No mention of Once Upon a Time in America?

Of course not.

Have you ever seen Cabin Fever?

Yes and I like it.

Are you fucking with me? That is the worst movie I have ever seen. You have to be fucking with me. There is no possible way to enjoy that movie.

It's not a great movie by any means but I enjoyed it. There's also a nostalgic factor because I remember going to the cinema with my mates to see it.

Going to the movies to see it just makes me hate it even more. I have no idea how anyone could enjoy even 2 seconds of that god awful excuse for a movie. You have horrific taste in movies.

Seriously fuck off you're one to talk when you've barely seen anything.

Sorry if I don't have interest in watching shitty movie after shitty movie. I don't know how you have the time or interest in watching that many shitty movies.

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Sorry if I don't have interest in watching shitty movie after shitty movie. I don't know how you have the time or interest in watching that many shitty movies.

I could probably list the movies from "100 movies you need to see before you die" and we'll be lucky to find five you've actually bothered to watch.

SW: PM is pretty low, weather you like SW or not. it just kind of insulting movie making. I probably wouldn't put in my top ten wort, but it is low low.

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Sorry if I don't have interest in watching shitty movie after shitty movie. I don't know how you have the time or interest in watching that many shitty movies.

I could probably list the movies from "100 movies you need to see before you die" and we'll be lucky to find five you've actually bothered to watch.

We could probably find a list of 100 shittiest movies ever made and I bet you own 20+ on blu ray and rated 3+/5.

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OU wrote:

Sorry if I don't have interest in watching shitty movie after shitty movie. I don't know how you have the time or interest in watching that many shitty movies.

I could probably list the movies from "100 movies you need to see before you die" and we'll be lucky to find five you've actually bothered to watch.

We could probably find a list of 100 shittiest movies ever made and I bet you own 20+ on blu ray and rated 3+/5.

I don't buy movies that I rate 3/5.

GDPofDRC wrote:

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And you can go and jerk off to Prometheus.

too many to mention,

off the top of my head

dead again
from paris with love
the A team
the matrix sequels

i don't get angered by bad films like i used to but of films i've seen recently contraband, haywire and in time were all particularly shit. in time pissed me off a bit because there was a brilliant plot in there somewhere but they fucked it up by making it a vehicle for shit actors.

Some double D's come to ind instantly.

Double Dragon



Dungeons and Dragons

Ali wrote:

GDPofDRC wrote:

OU wrote:

Ali wrote:

OU wrote:

Sorry if I don't have interest in watching shitty movie after shitty movie. I don't know how you have the time or interest in watching that many shitty movies.

I could probably list the movies from "100 movies you need to see before you die" and we'll be lucky to find five you've actually bothered to watch.

We could probably find a list of 100 shittiest movies ever made and I bet you own 20+ on blu ray and rated 3+/5.

roflcopter

And you can go and jerk off to Prometheus.

lol, seriously, why so butthurt? That shit was genuine comedy.

Oh, yeah Epic Movie was one of the worst movies ever made fo sho.

You Don't Mess with the Zohan was bad.