A joke I heard today

Bought my son an iPad, my daughter an iPod. The wife got me an iPhone and I got her an iRon. She wasn't overjoyed even after I explained it can be integrated with the iWash, iCook, iClean network. This opened the iNag reminder service which totally wiped out the iShag function.

system overload

Confusius say,"Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."

Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.

These jokes suck guys! Get trying.

Three hillbillies were
sitting on the porch. The first hillbilly said "My wife is so dumb,
yesterday she dragged home a brand new washer and dryer, and we ain't
even got electricity!"

The second hillbilly said "My wife is
stupider than yers, yesterday she brings home a new dishwasher, and we
ain't even got runnin water!"

The third hillbilly said "My wife
is even stupider! Yesterday I was in the kitchen and I saw her purse on
the table. Everything was spilled out of it and there was a bunch of
rubbers layin there... and she ain't even got a dick!"

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing

You've already told her twice

Ouch.

OU wrote:

Confusius say,"Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."

Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.

Confucius also say: He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky fingers.

timthebim wrote:

OU wrote:

Confusius say,"Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."

Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.

Confucius also say: He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky fingers.

timthebim wrote:

OU wrote:

Confusius say,"Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."

Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.

Confucius also say: He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky fingers.