Ironic?

I got to work today and the first thing I was told was that I had to change a old guys brief/pull-up. The maintenance guy that wheeled him into the room when passing me told me I was in for a fight. So I go into the room and this guy has piss all over his clothes. I mean belly button down he was soaked. Socks, Shoes, etc. It smelled like Ammonia too. So I am getting his clothes off and all that fun stuff and the guy is mumbling cause he had a stroke in the past. His last name is Jung, and he is Korean.
Made me think of the Korean Zombie. I mean the guy said I was in for a fight. I just thought I would share that gem with you all. The chick that was training me last week told me he likes to dig in his breif and gets crap everwhere. This is sucking bad. I need to be an LPN soon! I know I am gonna go in there one day and the guy is gonna have shit all over.

Did you steal his wallet?

His virginity?

Like a Korean Zombie is a Virgin. Of course I did both!

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/another-heart-attack-grill-customer-collapses-while-eating-191647836.html
No one can accuse The Heart Attack Grill of false advertising.

A woman collapsed into unconsciousness at the Las Vegas restaurant while eating a "double bypass burger," drinking a margarita and smoking a cigarette.

OU wrote:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/another-heart-attack-grill-customer-collapses-while-eating-191647836.html
No one can accuse The Heart Attack Grill of false advertising.

A woman collapsed into unconsciousness at the Las Vegas restaurant while eating a "double bypass burger," drinking a margarita and smoking a cigarette.

From the article:

The Heart Attack Grill offers free meals to any customer who weighs over 350 pounds and features a butterfat milkshake, nonfiltered cigarettes, "flatliner" fries and four burgers, each rated on an ascending scale of "a single bypass" to the "quadruple bypass."

It's like rain when you're already late.

But seriously this place sounds like they are doing a service to us all. If you are obese and want to indulge in their stuff, then we deserve to be ridden of your burden you place on society.

I heard on Conan that 2 people actually suffered heart attacks in the same week at that place. He was talking about it last night. Both were eating the same burger.