Former TUF Fighter Ray Elbe Suffers Broken Penis

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1448616-mma-ultimate-fighter-ray-elbe-suffers-broken-penis-men-worldwide-weep

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Ray Elbe reportedly suffered a horrendous injury while having sex with his girlfriend recently, essentially breaking his penis and passing out from the pain.

There.

That is pretty much all you need to know and can carry on with your day knowing full well that a remarkable athlete was struck down by fate with a malady I didn't even know was possible.

I am guessing you want more of the graphic details involving one man's penis and how it went about breaking during sex. By all means, continue. But know that you have been warned.

MMA Underground (h/t TMZ) reports the MMA fighter who featured on "Ultimate Fighter 9," Ray Elbe, was rushed to the hospital earlier this month while staying in Malaysia.

Not only did he reportedly break his penis, the injury apparently required the use of 10 stitches, pretty much making this the worst story ever.

...he was having sex with his GF, who was "on top"...when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray's erect penis.

According to Ray, his penis "fractured"...and "blood was everywhere." Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.

Feeling a little woozy myself, TMZ. Thanks.

He was taken to the hospital where he was treated for what the report calls, "a slight tear in his urinary tube."

Didn't this happen to Dennis Rodman ? I recall hearing that Madonna broke his schlong back in the 90's.

John. Wayne. Bobbit.

I snapped mine about 8 years ago. Awful pain for a minute. I don't think i broke it though. "Blood everywhere" sounds pretty scary. I didn't do it that bad for sure, but it curves to the left now and has since then. I'm ready for any joke now that i told ya guys like "did he feel it". There is a name for what i did, and it isn't fractured penis. I'd look it up but you guys get what I'm saying.

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

I snapped mine about 8 years ago. Awful pain for a minute. I don't think i broke it though. "Blood everywhere" sounds pretty scary. I didn't do it that bad for sure, but it curves to the left now and has since then. I'm ready for any joke now that i told ya guys like "did he feel it". There is a name for what i did, and it isn't fractured penis. I'd look it up but you guys get what I'm saying.

LOL at Kings avatar.