Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is the shit. At noonish I get to stuff my face with turkey, stuffing, rolls from golden corral(the shit), Hershey bar pie and pecan pie. Then a few hours later I get to go stuff my face with more turkey and cherry cobbler while I watch the Cowboys game. I took off work tomorrow and Friday so I'll get 5 days off starting tomorrow. Awesome sauce.

I freaking LOVE turkey! Dark meat FTW! With some stuffing and mashed potatoes and I'm a happy camper. Not crazy about deserts but ill have a spice of pumpkin pie

killerofchicken wrote:

I freaking LOVE turkey! Dark meat FTW! With some stuffing and mashed potatoes and I'm a happy camper. Not crazy about deserts but ill have a spice of pumpkin pie

Who the fuck likes dark meat over white meat? You got problems.

OU wrote:

killerofchicken wrote:

I freaking LOVE turkey! Dark meat FTW! With some stuffing and mashed potatoes and I'm a happy camper. Not crazy about deserts but ill have a spice of pumpkin pie

Who the fuck likes dark meat over white meat? You got problems.

Mexicans.

Ludo wrote:

OU wrote:

killerofchicken wrote:

I freaking LOVE turkey! Dark meat FTW! With some stuffing and mashed potatoes and I'm a happy camper. Not crazy about deserts but ill have a spice of pumpkin pie

Who the fuck likes dark meat over white meat? You got problems.

Mexicans.

Loco

Wait what? Dark meat is fatter, thus tastes better. More fat = more Merican.

Seriously, so much juiciness

GDPofDRC wrote:

Wait what? Dark meat is fatter, thus tastes better. More fat = more Merican.

I have never ever heard of anyone weird enough to request dark meat over white meat. That's not un-American, it's un-human.

What are you on a diet or something?

GDPofDRC wrote:

Wait what? Dark meat is fatter, thus tastes better. More fat = more Merican.

White meat + butter= awesome sauce. Literally 6 million times better than any turkey leg you will ever gnaw on.

GDPofDRC wrote:

What are you on a diet or something?

I just beleive in doing what's right. What you are talking about just isn't right. It's unethical really.

While you're watching your fat intake you should really limit your carbohydrate consumption as well, you don't wanna diabetus the bed.

GDPofDRC wrote:

While you're watching your fat intake you should really limit your carbohydrate consumption as well, you don't wanna diabetus the bed.

You need to open you eyes, you heart and your stomach to the truth. I'm sad that you have lived your life this long in darkness.

It's seriously not debatable and it's not a matter of opinion. White meat is better, by an extremely large margin. It's a fact of life.

It really is not, everyone knows all the flavor is in dark meat! Fat=flavor... Don't give me that butter crap!

Who the fuck puts butter on turkey after it's cooked?

I think more then 99% of the world prefers white meat. Sometimes the masses are correct. There might not be a God, Brock Lesnar certainly was never an elite fighter, but white meat is the cats pajamas.

Ludo wrote:

Who the fuck puts butter on turkey after it's cooked?

The ones who know the truth. Must suck being stuck in the Matrix.

killerofchicken wrote:

It really is not, everyone knows all the flavor is in dark meat! Fat=flavor... Don't give me that butter crap!

I'm sending you a ticket to Lawton, Oklahoma. Say that shit to my face. Come at me bro.

OU wrote:

GDPofDRC wrote:

Wait what? Dark meat is fatter, thus tastes better. More fat = more Merican.

White meat + butter= awesome sauce. Literally 6 million times better than any turkey leg you will ever gnaw on.

Wow, butter on your white meat, it's that bland to you that you have to use butter to make it taste like dark meat? yeash, time to get with the program. And easy with that butter.

OU wrote:

Ludo wrote:

Who the fuck puts butter on turkey after it's cooked?

The ones who know the truth. Must suck being stuck in the Matrix.

Or someone who has issues with color, and needs to cover up dat dryness.

GDPofDRC wrote:

OU wrote:

GDPofDRC wrote:

Wait what? Dark meat is fatter, thus tastes better. More fat = more Merican.

White meat + butter= awesome sauce. Literally 6 million times better than any turkey leg you will ever gnaw on.

Wow, butter on your white meat, it's that bland to you that you have to use butter to make it taste like dark meat? yeash, time to get with the program. And easy with that butter.

Easy with the butter? If I wanted to hear talk like that I'll move to Indonesia. You pansy ass mother fuckers don't know shit about the true meaning of Thanksgiving. Maybe yo Mama can't cook up a feast like mine. Yeah, I went there. My moma is better then yours.

Ludo wrote:

OU wrote:

Ludo wrote:

Who the fuck puts butter on turkey after it's cooked?

The ones who know the truth. Must suck being stuck in the Matrix.

Or someone who has issues with color, and needs to cover up dat dryness.

Butter is usually saved for the leftovers, but putting it on some fresh turkey will still do the job. Take the damn turkey leg, I'll devour that breast.

Well with all this butter talk I'm thinking maybe your mother is Paula Deen or one of the Two Fat Ladies from the 80s.

GDPofDRC wrote:

OU wrote:

GDPofDRC wrote:

Wait what? Dark meat is fatter, thus tastes better. More fat = more Merican.

White meat + butter= awesome sauce. Literally 6 million times better than any turkey leg you will ever gnaw on.

Wow, butter on your white meat, it's that bland to you that you have to use butter to make it taste like dark meat? yeash, time to get with the program. And easy with that butter.

this!