My official online dating adventures guide etc NSFW!

Ludo wrote:

bobbitt15 wrote:

josh200612 wrote:

bobbitt15 wrote:

When do you start showing us how to pick up attractive women?

LOL hold on dude this is my first thread about this if I would of started years ago I would have better ones up be patient.

Given the stereotypes of what kinds of white girls black dudes are into, I feel obligated to give you a hard time about this

Given the stereotype that the band in your sig(I don't know who it is but just by the look of it I can tell it's some dumb metalcore/poprock shit) that the music is good I feel obligated to bust your balls by telling you it's gay.

Except for I don't think its good at all, I think the gifs are hilarious playa

As I told you motherfuckers just give me a little time and my game will work on better looking bitches pics or links will be up soon. I'm haveing trouble talking to them all too many txts and emails now.

JOSH>you

Anyone else willing to post their pieces?

I'll go next.

Don't be shy men I know some of you do the online dating thing. Don't worry we don't have any White Knights on this board so they will never know.

Ugh I had a whole post full of pics but the faggoty forum wouldn't show the links. Gotta do it again. One at a time this time.

Jamee - on and off with this girl since I was 18. She is truly and utterly bat shit crazy. Hook up about every 3-5 years without fail. She stood me up on Valentines Day and I fucking hate her. OMG I love her.

I haven't tried online dating yet. I have thought about it for the last 2 weeks though. Whatchu guys think?

My exe wife. I hate her face and her soul. But I hooked back up with her in Dec a few times which has caused draaaaama behind the reason Ive flipped the fuck out on the forum. Ive been taking bitch drama out on you men and I am sorry. Hugs.

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This is the best angle I have right now of her. I love the big ass factor. None of you men will relate, besides Josh. Yes, wolf is a secret member of yo tribe nigga.

This is Britney, she is 23 and lives in a trailer. Also tapped in dec. never called her dead-fuck hoe ass back. You know those fucks that make make you feel cheap and worse about yourself...that was this one.

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Jordyn...shes a sexy latina that is a sure fire thang the next time I see her. Hoe factor of ten but whateva.

That ain't a big ass and u ain't down with OUR tribe yet homie. Maybe one day.....

This barbie doll is Angel. I rang in da new year with that. I had high hopes for this being a long term thing, but it turns out shes fucking crazy too. Here are some other shots of her.

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

That ain't a big ass and u ain't down with OUR tribe yet homie. Maybe one day.....

Ugh...you gonna make me sign back into our old swinger site profile and collect pics from there to prove her ass factor...which will make me sad. Online dating is fun, and its even more fun when your wife is doing it with you.

This goofy chick was kim. 18. phenomenal in bed.






Please to meet ya mole. She was a cool ass chick. She had a mans at the time, a black dude, but she creeped with me and ended up getting a train ran on her by me and my homie. Id date her.

thats all you bitches get for now.

bsrbie chick had a sweet ass. I've been debating so I might as well do it. I usually hollar at chicks I see around the ay. It fucks up certain situatuions when I'm done with them though. Gonna try this shit out soon.

Wolf coming in with the nudes had to slap the tag on it LOL! Yes me loves the booty and thick thighs MMMMM. BBC try it out brah it's pretty fun and interesting you will meet some pretty hot women and some you would of never met if you never signed on.

none of these came from online dating. Most I knew in person or through facebook/myspace, one I met in a heavy metal chat.

I only got links to the pics so check em out if you want to.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/lucky317mel/photos

This one is already txting me this morning started at 8am

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/labellavita00/photos

This one is playing hard to get for the number but I'm working on it, talking to her now.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/K3LS0/photos

This one I'm falling in love with already she contacted me first and was on it.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/baby_girl0810/photos

This one I'm trying to work on but she seems really busy, she contacted me first cause she saw I was from Columbus and she is from Michigan but she soon found out I am a die hard Michigan fan.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/JFo82/photos

Bout to seal the deal on this one right now.

Dem teddies.

josh200612 wrote:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/baby_girl0810/photos

This one I'm trying to work on but she seems really busy, she contacted me first cause she saw I was from Columbus and she is from Michigan but she soon found out I am a die hard Michigan fan.

She's on that Jersey Shore shit.