My official online dating adventures guide etc NSFW!

So I've been trying some new things and they have been working. I'll be showing you the girls that I am talking too and responses from what I say in this thread for your entertainment purposes.

Here we go.

I have been using this line lately and have had HUGE success with it.

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I would let a blind epileptic man shave my entire body with a hunters knife then swim through shark infested waters with Rosie O'Donnells queef as my only air supply for the chance to share a spagetti dinner with you over a webcam with dial up connection.

NO JOKE. It fucking works.

Here is one girl I am actually chatting with at the moment I'm gonna ask for the number soon.

Here is another girl that ate this shit up no joke.







Strong MySpace angles.

Here is what she said.

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that is so sweet

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whats your facebook name so we can chat damn you fine as hell

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yeah i think your hot

chick #1 has a nice rack. Put it in the butt, what, what, in the butt.

Here is another this bitch plays hard to get and I'm sure she gets 100 messages daily here is why.





I've tried but no success, I've broke through twice but my messages probably get bumped down the line cause of so many messages she gets.

The slut is strong in this one talked to her last night and already told me she she was fucking for hours the night before. LOL @ 18yr old sluts! I'm just gonna play games with her.

The slut is strong in this one as well. Typical I get hurt so much etc. I can see why cause you put pics out that look like this.







I just wanna titty fuck and get some dome.

be careful, looks like she can whoop yo ass. Skeet in her eye and run like hell. Perfect get away plan.

Worked on this one last night still waiting for a response we talked for a good bit.

OU wrote:

be careful, looks like she can whoop yo ass. Skeet in her eye and run like hell. Perfect get away plan.

LOL I was just testing out that line seeing what responses I get from different girls and I tried to stop talking to her with responses like LOL and that's it but she tried to keep the conversation going.

josh200612 wrote:

OU wrote:

be careful, looks like she can whoop yo ass. Skeet in her eye and run like hell. Perfect get away plan.

LOL I was just testing out that line seeing what responses I get from different girls and I tried to stop talking to her with responses like LOL and that's it but she tried to keep the conversation going.

Sounds like she wants a coating of love nectar on her peepers.

Here is one that is only into the BBC got her number and didn't txt her for a couple of hours after I got it and she got pissed LOL.

Did you do the polite thing and offer her a cockmeat sandwich?

OU wrote:

Did you do the polite thing and offer her a cockmeat sandwich?

LOL no, not gonna ruin it that fast.

Here is what I put on my profile this has worked too cause the girls know I have a since of humor and helps the white bitches know that not all black guys are the same.

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You think you can just waltz up onto my page, creep on my pics, read my about me (totally agree with it), and then just leave without a trace?
I got eyes on you missy, you owe me a "hello message" which I expect in my inbox. I want it in 12pt. font, single spaced, with a good thesis to start.
Think you can handle that?

PS: if you looked at my profile pictures and thought the following:
This guy probably likes Kool Aid and Watermelon
This guy would probably take me out to a cheap date to KFC
This guy is a low-rider jeans wearing thug
This guy probably has 2.5 kids with 5 different baby mommas

There is a 99.9% chance that you might be racist.

Before all that is the typical blah blah blah what I'm into.

josh200612 wrote:

OU wrote:

Did you do the polite thing and offer her a cockmeat sandwich?

LOL no, not gonna ruin it that fast.

You need to learn some manners. It's the polite thing to do. She obviously has a healthy appetite, why not offer her some premium beef?

josh200612 wrote:

Here is what I put on my profile this has worked too cause the girls know I have a since of humor and helps the white bitches know that not all black guys are the same.

Quote :

You think you can just waltz up onto my page, creep on my pics, read my about me (totally agree with it), and then just leave without a trace?
I got eyes on you missy, you owe me a "hello message" which I expect in my inbox. I want it in 12pt. font, single spaced, with a good thesis to start.
Think you can handle that?

PS: if you looked at my profile pictures and thought the following:
This guy probably likes Kool Aid and Watermelon
This guy would probably take me out to a cheap date to KFC
This guy is a low-rider jeans wearing thug
This guy probably has 2.5 kids with 5 different baby mommas

There is a 99.9% chance that you might be racist.

Before all that is the typical blah blah blah what I'm into.

I'm offended. I love kool aid. I eat chicken every day, literally. I'm not exactly wearing skinny jeans. Except for the last part, I'm not silly, I protect my willie. What's so wrong with that?

Weird

You know you are now obligated to...

This feels wrong, kinda sleazy.

Ali wrote:

This feels wrong, kinda sleazy.

That's cause you don't understand freedom. You don't understand Amurrica.

Ali wrote:

This feels wrong, kinda sleazy.

LOL STFU! This is for entertainment!

josh200612 wrote:

Ali wrote:

This feels wrong, kinda sleazy.

LOL STFU! This is for entertainment!

You sir are no gentleman.

Ali wrote:

josh200612 wrote:

Ali wrote:

This feels wrong, kinda sleazy.

LOL STFU! This is for entertainment!

You sir are no gentleman.

You sir need to get some pussy. They put their pics up online for everyone to see so it's no BIG deal that I share with guys on a forum.

How is providing sex starved bitches with the fix they need not the gentleman thing to do? Who taught you your manners? He is even offering his love to fat bitches, that's community service my man. Josh deserves a ribbon or something for his contributions to the community.