Chuck Norris not so cool after all

The Expendables was fucking awful. Why would anyway pay to watch this piece of shit anyway

bobbitt15 wrote:

The Expendables was fucking awful. Why would anyway pay to watch this piece of shit anyway

Did you waste your time on the first one? I didn't, never heard 1 good thing about it.

Unfortunately yes...one of the worst things I've ever seen. Laughably bad

I enjoyed The Expendables because I knew what I was getting, a cheesy throwback action movie from the 80's/90's.

bobbitt15 wrote:

Unfortunately yes...one of the worst things I've ever seen. Laughably bad

Why? Did you have any realistic expectation that it would be anything other then awful? If so, what in the world would possess you to think that?

Ali wrote:

I enjoyed The Expendables because I knew what I was getting, a cheesy throwback action movie from the 80's/90's.

Exactly why I didn't watch it. I knew right away it would be difficult to suffer through this movie, no matter how baked I was. It doesn't look funny enough to be a comedy, but it looks closer to that then anything else.

OU wrote:

Ali wrote:

I enjoyed The Expendables because I knew what I was getting, a cheesy throwback action movie from the 80's/90's.

Exactly why I didn't watch it. I knew right away it would be difficult to suffer through this movie, no matter how baked I was. It doesn't look funny enough to be a comedy, but it looks closer to that then anything else.

To each is own, I got my moneys worth.

OU wrote:

bobbitt15 wrote:

Unfortunately yes...one of the worst things I've ever seen. Laughably bad

Why? Did you have any realistic expectation that it would be anything other then awful? If so, what in the world would possess you to think that?

I expected some solid one-liners and good action scenes. It didn't come through

Im with Ali i liked it also. I took it for what is was worth I guess.

After a week where I watched "red" "fast five" and "faster" I'm prepared for any level of suck.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

After a week where I watched "red" "fast five" and "faster" I'm prepared for any level of suck.

You can watch shitty movies but you can't watch a single MMA fight? Go join a site dedicated to hardcore movie watchers. Or make your own.

I am with Ali on this one. Plus who is the chick with the puppies ali?

OU wrote:

Wolfgangsta wrote:

After a week where I watched "red" "fast five" and "faster" I'm prepared for any level of suck.

You can watch shitty movies but you can't watch a single MMA fight? Go join a site dedicated to hardcore movie watchers. Or make your own.

Ive watched all the recent ufc and sf events. You're really mad at me for teasing you.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

OU wrote:

Wolfgangsta wrote:

After a week where I watched "red" "fast five" and "faster" I'm prepared for any level of suck.

You can watch shitty movies but you can't watch a single MMA fight? Go join a site dedicated to hardcore movie watchers. Or make your own.

Ive watched all the recent ufc and sf events. You're really mad at me for teasing you.

Come on man, you have to know I'm DYING of bordem. I'll poke you as much as possible if it gets this kind of posting out of you. You are my puppet. Dance for me.

But this started when I tickled you....not sure you understand how this works.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

But this started when I tickled you....not sure you understand how this works.

I don't care how it kicks off, as long as it gets the party started. Seriously I love you more today then I ever have. If you don't think this is what I wanted, you haven't been paying attention recently. Which I totally buy. So your reaction is understandable.

You almost took me until time to go home. It's OK I can get through this last hour on my own. Appreciate the contribution though. Now go brush up on your MMA.

Andrew the Raider King wrote:

I am with Ali on this one. Plus who is the chick with the puppies ali?

Katy Perry.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

After a week where I watched "red" "fast five" and "faster" I'm prepared for any level of suck.

Ok screw you sir, I enjoyed all of those movies especially Fast Five.

Ali youre like my kids, you like whatever you see.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

Ali youre like my kids, you like whatever you see.

That's not true I just don't have such high standards like you snobs.

You need some cheesy popcorn flicks every now and again to lighten the mood.