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PostSubject: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:58 pm

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups.... He pushes the earth down......

Chuck Norris once did steroids, and the pills got stronger

When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks the closet for chuck Norris

chuck norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is...

As the old saying goes................. If you cant beat em, your not Chuck Norris

Death once had a near.. Chuck Norris experience

When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onions cry

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack his heart isn't stupid enuf to attack him

Chuck norris can squeeze orange juice........from LEMONS

When chuck Norris crosses the road, the cars have to look both ways

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits

Scientists say dinosaurs are extinct due to a comet. Others say Chuck Norris wanted to test his roundhouse kick

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:09 pm

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer..............its too bad he's never cried

Chuck Norris can break your jaw and win the legal battle.......no wait thats wolf

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:11 pm

Chuck Norris vs Wolf. The world and the time continuum explode.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:14 pm

What about "Bruce Lee", Freak?
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:16 pm

He has nothing on Wolf or Chuck. Bruce actually broke his back once.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:28 pm

Your sig actually makes since for this thread Freak. Guess where Chuck Norris is from?

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:33 pm

Oklahoma? Does JR go for your team?
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:01 pm

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Oklahoma? Does JR go for your team?

Yeah he is at all the home games, I have seen him a few times. Got a few pictures of him at the game. I assume you are talking about the Wrestling announcer/commentator.
Chuck is from Ryan, Oklahoma.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:03 pm

well we still got Walker Tx Ranger

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:35 pm

The first rule of Chuck Norris is you do NOT talk about Chuck Norris
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:07 pm

Bump just for the laughs.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:35 pm

These are pretty funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:46 pm

i got a whole sig full of them
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:59 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:02 pm

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.


Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.



Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.



Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter


Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:55 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:56 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:59 pm

Charles Norris once got two birds stoned at once and killed them or some shit like that.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:55 pm

Probably been said but

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, it's to bad he never cries.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Tue Aug 21, 2012 5:31 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:29 am

OU wrote:
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.


Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.



Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.



Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter


Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.


Priceless.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Super Feats   Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:51 am

Chuck Norris isn't tough, if he was he would find me right now and put my face in this keyvsdshsgwshsgshshhehhhi
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