UFC Fighter Has Idea For T-Shirt With A Bunch Of Shit Written All Over It

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UFC Fighter Has Idea For T-Shirt With A Bunch Of Shit Written All Over It
May 7, 2011 |
LAS VEGAS—Mixed martial artist Phillipe Nover announced design plans Thursday for a new T-shirt that he claimed would be completely covered in hundreds of dumbshit fighting terms and stupid fucking tribal patterns. "This shirt will feature a rambling assortment of worthless violent images and words, like 'grapple' and 'slam,' all thrown together in the most unappealing colors possible," said Nover, adding that graphics would include spray-painted angel wings, laughing skulls wearing crowns, random splatter marks, and other images so idiotic they could only appeal to 8-year-old boys from Long Island or emotionally undeveloped middle-aged men. "It's going to look like two Ed Hardy shirts fucked and vomited on each other. I can guarantee it will be the stupidest, ugliest T-shirt ever made." When asked if the inside tag would also feature an unsightly design, Nover admitted he had not yet thought of that but would be sure to include "machine guns or naked lady silhouettes or something else that's stupid."

MMA shirts are the worst generally. Which is why RVCA is the best sponsor making shits, no shit and crap for the most part on their apparel.

GDPofDRC wrote:

MMA shirts are the worst generally. Which is why RVCA is the best sponsor making shits, no shit and crap for the most part on their apparel.

RVCA and BADBOY have the best shirts imo

And best fighters, EVA!

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I've never really understood the bad rap that MMA clothing gets. I was never a big fan of Tapout stuff, but Affliction makes some bad ass shirts

Guys, this is an article from 'The Onion'. It is a humorist news company. they don't do real news, they just make funny shit up...

bobbitt15 wrote:

I've never really understood the bad rap that MMA clothing gets. I was never a big fan of Tapout stuff, but Affliction makes some bad ass shirts

Yeah some of them.