What is your favorite liquor?

Ludo wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

MMAEYES wrote:

Tarantula Tequila

http://mccormickdistilling.com/tartequila/ageverify.php?accesscheck=%2Ftartequila%2Findex.php

I used to work with this dude named JR. He was almost 7 foot tall and probably weighed 200lbs at the most. He was a former, well he was a crackhead and a drunk. He used to get those and spike them with more tequila He always called it "tranziller's" because he was redneck bumpkin. I remember when they announced that Michael Jackson had just been pronounced dead. JR walked up and said "Good, HE WAS A GOD DAMNED PEDOFIRE"

PE-DO-FIRE! lmao

fixed!

I thought ya'll were all country bumpkins and shit over there.

I can't win. People in the country call me a city boy. WTF? Nah for real this guy JR is from Harrodsburg, outside of Lexington. They are country bumpkin as hell out there. Even the black people talk with a southern draw out there. Both of em!

timthebim wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

MMAEYES wrote:

Tarantula Tequila

http://mccormickdistilling.com/tartequila/ageverify.php?accesscheck=%2Ftartequila%2Findex.php

I used to work with this dude named JR. He was almost 7 foot tall and probably weighed 200lbs at the most. He was a former, well he was a crackhead and a drunk. He used to get those and spike them with more tequila He always called it "tranziller's" because he was redneck bumpkin. I remember when they announced that Michael Jackson had just been pronounced dead. JR walked up and said "Good, HE WAS A GOD DAMNED PEDOFIRE"

PE-DO-FIRE! lmao

fixed!

God damn pedofire! Gonna drink me one a dem tranzillers tonight and get the old lady drunk!

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Ludo wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

MMAEYES wrote:

Tarantula Tequila

http://mccormickdistilling.com/tartequila/ageverify.php?accesscheck=%2Ftartequila%2Findex.php

I used to work with this dude named JR. He was almost 7 foot tall and probably weighed 200lbs at the most. He was a former, well he was a crackhead and a drunk. He used to get those and spike them with more tequila He always called it "tranziller's" because he was redneck bumpkin. I remember when they announced that Michael Jackson had just been pronounced dead. JR walked up and said "Good, HE WAS A GOD DAMNED PEDOFIRE"

PE-DO-FIRE! lmao

fixed!

I thought ya'll were all country bumpkins and shit over there.

I can't win. People in the country call me a city boy. WTF? Nah for real this guy JR is from Harrodsburg, outside of Lexington. They are country bumpkin as hell out there. Even the black people talk with a southern draw out there. Both of em!

timthebim wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Ludo wrote:

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

MMAEYES wrote:

Tarantula Tequila

http://mccormickdistilling.com/tartequila/ageverify.php?accesscheck=%2Ftartequila%2Findex.php

I used to work with this dude named JR. He was almost 7 foot tall and probably weighed 200lbs at the most. He was a former, well he was a crackhead and a drunk. He used to get those and spike them with more tequila He always called it "tranziller's" because he was redneck bumpkin. I remember when they announced that Michael Jackson had just been pronounced dead. JR walked up and said "Good, HE WAS A GOD DAMNED PEDOFIRE"

PE-DO-FIRE! lmao

fixed!

I thought ya'll were all country bumpkins and shit over there.

I can't win. People in the country call me a city boy. WTF? Nah for real this guy JR is from Harrodsburg, outside of Lexington. They are country bumpkin as hell out there. Even the black people talk with a southern draw out there. Both of em!

Actually I have an awesome story about Harrodsburg/Danville, KY when I went down there to help out the sales crew and JR down there. I even logged on here when I was down there a few times. I'm pretty sure I never told it here. His best friend (and xanax buddy) was the token black guy in the community from what I gathered. Nate was a cool guy though. He had a glass eye also which made him even cooler. I will tell it to ya when I am sober enough to type faster. I know for a fact this story happened the night when Michael Jackson died after JR said "pedofire" in the middle of the dealership. This is one of the best party nights ever when it came to having a great time. It involved me and my buddy who is my boss now out here in the Fort Knox area. I'm gonna have him create an account to have him back this up if you don't believe it either. To be continued...

MMAEYES wrote:

If I don't want to get retarded drunk than I'm not drinking

You never go full retard.

U got me interested now Beast.....

rum

oggy420 wrote:

rum

Why is it always gone?

I never drink anymore. I drank when I was down in Texas visiting my buddy, but that was the only time this year I have had a drop of alcohol. But my drink of choice has not changed, if I'm going to drink. It's probably gonna be Crown Royal Black.
https://ninjasplace.forumotion.net/t9183-what-s-yer-drink-of-choice?highlight=drink

I don't drink often but when I do, I prefer wine..

wine is a good way to get drunk, at least it's not too horrible for ya

Wine takes too long, shit makes Me question if I even want to get drunk anymore by the time I've had enough to get there.

I don't really like the feeling of being drunk... I like to sip some wine while making dinner or in a hot bubble bath... etc

I like to drink just enough to get a buzz.. then I'm all kinds of happy after that.