So I was the "mma analyst" last night on sports radio 840

I was allowed a full minute at around 12:26am and Lochlan McLean told me to break down the card for the casual MMA fan. The show ended at 12:30 and nobody was calling in. I had time to tell everyone that the match ups were great stylistically, there were former champions on the card, that it would be on Versus, and that it would be in 3-D. I left my friends house and the talk show had been moved back because of the CARDS game. So I called in and told the guy about the previous times I had called in and the emails I had been told to send. Lochlan pretty much said he doesn't have time for this sport or boxing on his show, or he would talk more about it. That was his way of letting me know that he lied to me over a month ago and he is an MMA hater. Funny thing is they have time to talk women's field hockey and volleyball. Fucking joke how people want to keep our sport down. I should have just told everyone about Diego taking a shit in the woods for the 10 people that were listening!

LOL, that sucks man. The local radio guys here still give it a shot, but I don't think they are even aware when most cards roll around.

Yeah, but I hate the fact that I opened my big mouth about it to you guys and my friends and the bastard pretty much lied to me after the fact. Not too mention I took the time to break down the fighters, fights, etc in the second email for him to talk about. I don't think he talked about it at all. He did talk about it as a big deal for Louisville and the YUM! Center for a minute or so before he asked me to explain the card the casual fan, and why they should go. After I talked for around a minute or so he asked me how sales were doing (like I knew???) I said about 15k would show,lol????, and that my boss had no problem buying 25 tickets for us last week. I got my ticket yesterday and it is $150.00 and we are on the lower level behind the floor seats. Funny thing is me and my buddy Curt are in seat 108 and 111 and the other two guys (Jared and David) are in between us. They have barely spoken the last 3 months because they got into it. Me and Curt were just talking about how funny that is goona be if they end up sitting next to eachother. lol, Akward!!! I am going to some after party downtown, but I don't know if anyone from the UFC will be there. I will take pics tonight.

how could anyone not like MMA? i just got my dad into it and he is 53! he only knows all the black dudes but still lol!

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Yeah, but I hate the fact that I opened my big mouth about it to you guys and my friends and the bastard pretty much lied to me after the fact. Not too mention I took the time to break down the fighters, fights, etc in the second email for him to talk about. I don't think he talked about it at all. He did talk about it as a big deal for Louisville and the YUM! Center for a minute or so before he asked me to explain the card the casual fan, and why they should go. After I talked for around a minute or so he asked me how sales were doing (like I knew???) I said about 15k would show,lol????, and that my boss had no problem buying 25 tickets for us last week. I got my ticket yesterday and it is $150.00 and we are on the lower level behind the floor seats. Funny thing is me and my buddy Curt are in seat 108 and 111 and the other two guys (Jared and David) are in between us. They have barely spoken the last 3 months because they got into it. Me and Curt were just talking about how funny that is goona be if they end up sitting next to eachother. lol, Akward!!! I am going to some after party downtown, but I don't know if anyone from the UFC will be there. I will take pics tonight.

Yeah that is pretty shitty. Hope you have a good time at the show. Hopefully tomorrow they will give the event some love. Sounds like you might get to see an extra fight as well lol

Yeah me and Curt were just laughing about it. Jared is 27 and is a body double for Cain, David is about 55, my size, and a former millionaire who blew a bunch of money on Meth and lost everything from his wife to his big ass house. It wouldn't be much of a fight imo. He has aged 25 years in the past 10 from the pictures I have seen. Would be funny as hell though cause David is as wild as they come. He would probably say some funny shit before getting fucked up. I know it wouldn't happen, but the akward look on their face when they sit down will be fucking classic. I am gonna get a pic of it if they sit next to eachother. I will try to make it happen. I am sure the rest of the guys will be with me on this one. I'm as hyped for this moment as much as the fight card! ha ha!!!

you did all you could beast, im proud of ya!

killerofchicken wrote:

you did all you could beast, im proud of ya!

Yeah, I am gonna continue to call the show about MMA and I am sure it will catch on. Alot of MMA fans listen to sports radio 840 when they drive home after work. I hate that I was on so late though. I did really good imo. I didn't sound like a dumb ass. He did say something along the lines of me "plugging" for UFC and rounded out the show about the "Afternoon Underdogs" show hosts going to Bellator last year. He couldn't remember the name of the org and I said "Bel...." and he hung up on me. Fuckin hater!

hahaha what a fucking looser! fuck him

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Yeah me and Curt were just laughing about it. Jared is 27 and is a body double for Cain, David is about 55, my size, and a former millionaire who blew a bunch of money on Meth and lost everything from his wife to his big ass house. It wouldn't be much of a fight imo. He has aged 25 years in the past 10 from the pictures I have seen. Would be funny as hell though cause David is as wild as they come. He would probably say some funny shit before getting fucked up. I know it wouldn't happen, but the akward look on their face when they sit down will be fucking classic. I am gonna get a pic of it if they sit next to eachother. I will try to make it happen. I am sure the rest of the guys will be with me on this one. I'm as hyped for this moment as much as the fight card! ha ha!!!

LOL nice, be prepared to switch seats. Might get interesting if the beer starts flowing.

Time to get ready! Doors open in 2.5 hours and the fights start 40 minutes later. First big MMA show for me. You guys watch for the naked skinny white guy to jump in the octagon in the main event. I hear my testicles will be in 3-D!!!!

bigbeastcardinal12 wrote:

Time to get ready! Doors open in 2.5 hours and the fights start 40 minutes later. First big MMA show for me. You guys watch for the naked skinny white guy to jump in the octagon in the main event. I hear my testicles will be in 3-D!!!!

Are you going to have a Nixon mask and scream "Wee Wee! Pee Pee!"?

Jeans aren't dry yet. Forgot to do laundry last night. I don't have a mask, but I figured the lipstick and mascara would do just as well.

well beast you're still an anal-ist.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

well beast you're still an anal-ist.

The best.

I don't care who you are.....That's funny!

Wolfgangsta wrote:

well beast you're still an anal-ist.

There is a good comeback on your wife here, but it is too easy and is kinda middle school in terms of originality.

Good one, sir!