Funny movie lines that you like

Will Ferrell in Jay and Silent Bob- I'm trying to avoid a fiasco with those butt fucking Brady bunch.

I'll rip out your eyes and piss in your brain.

Ali wrote:

I'll rip out your eyes and piss in your brain.

Lol, which movie is that from.

freakzilla316ftw wrote:

Ali wrote:

I'll rip out your eyes and piss in your brain.

Lol, which movie is that from.

Trading Places.

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

"I'm bulimic"
"You can read minds?"

The Buffalo is near
Ah you can tell that just by sniffing it's droppings?
No, I can see the heard right over there
Then why are you...........

Anything from Nicholson in The Shining after he loses his mind.

" Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash em right the fuck in".

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

NBrooks5 wrote:

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Do the chickens have large talons?

franklinfan2 wrote:

NBrooks5 wrote:

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Do the chickens have large talons?

Back in '82 I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile.

nobody makes me bleed my own blood!

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.

This is pretty much the worst video ever made.

"Fat,drunk and stupid is no way to go through life,son."

helped you out there bud.

[quote="OU"]helped you out there bud.[/quote

Thanks OU.I'm not sure how to download correctly,due to my inexperience in all things Internet.

Pool, pond. Ponds good for you.

[quote="WinstonSmith"]

OU wrote:

helped you out there bud.[/quote

Thanks OU.I'm not sure how to download correctly,due to my inexperience in all things Internet.

No prob. For some reason the video icon only appears if you are making a thread, replying to a post or if you hit "preview" on your post. So when I edited your post the icon was right there and took less then 10 seconds to do.

Animal House and Caddyshack are classics.

"I came to tryout my sea legs"
"But you ain't got no legs Lutenit Dan"

They're cones!

This is a school for ants.