Wolfgang records epic KO

Wolfgangsta wrote:

That was me discussing a fight I lost. 2007 TKO Loss to Bobby Morales. Later became my roommate. The one who spoke "dirty" Spanish.

Uh yeah but CC still beat Barry dude??? Are you on acid or too many vicodin? Wolf isn't right in the head right now. I am actually worried. Wolf you do know CroCoop beat Barry right? How many fingers am I holding up? (hint it is just my middle finger)

Wolfgangsta wrote:

The dude Royce strangled at UFC 1 bit him.

DON'T YOU MESS WITH MY GLORY! I am handing you a win via DQ and I will be the first to bite off an ear in MMA or part of an ear anyways.


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Ya. I was Pat Berry that day. Tapped by a no hook RNC/sleeper. Imagine if they stand back up and CC continues to assail him. How did we get lost here?

BBC vs. Wolf at 155, I'm callin Joe and Dana, maybe I should call Scottie Coker instead though.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

Kind of like the CC loss to Pat Berry, but imagine CC beating up Berry more after he tapped.

tHIS AND bIRD ASKING HOW DRUNK YOU ARE LED ME TO THINK YOU WERE SAYING YOUR FRIEND CHOKED YOU AND YOU WERE COMPARING YOURSELF TO cc WHO GOT BEAT. I am not fixing the caps so you can tell I am not paying enough attention anyways, lol.

RAHHHHHHhHhhhhhHHHHHhhhhhhhhHHHHH

Can we fight at 185? If I start actually fighting it wouldn't be until after a cycle or two in, maybe three.

LA wrote:

BBC vs. Wolf at 155, I'm callin Joe and Dana, maybe I should call Scottie Coker instead though.

I would have to get sick again to make weight. I will whoop his ass for a few minutes though. That is why I am gonna bite an ear. I am too out of shape to get in front of a crowd and fight. The crowd watching me would make want to piss and I would be gassed by the time the second minute is gone. I just want to go down in history as the guy who bit off an ear. I honestly think I would pass out when the ref calls my name like that dude from TUF that was a nurse. What a coincidence? Nover, lol.

LA wrote:

RAHHHHHHhHhhhhhHHHHHhhhhhhhhHHHHH

lmao

Just called Reem for BBC and Barnett for Wolfy, you start your cycle, I mean training next week.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

Can we fight at 185? If I start actually fighting it wouldn't be until after a cycle or two in, maybe three.

Yeah if you don't mind fighting a guy that looks 5 months pregnant? That leads us back to the OP and you end up being the bad guy even after I bite your ear off.

BBC I am firmly convinced I could slap the piss out of you. Consider that a 100% serious E-threat.







How are you drunk and sober at the same time though?

Do you think LA has ever been in a fight?

LA wrote:

Just called Reem for BBC and Barnett for Wolfy, you start your cycle, I mean training next week.

I would have to get 6 figures t train with Reem. Remember that little girl he kicked who was holding the pad? Yeha screw that. I will stick to my leg kicks and train with Kimbo. He likes to slack like I do anyways. I could see us both drinking beer and training right now.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

BBC I am firmly convinced I could slap the piss out of you. Consider that a 100% serious E-threat.







How are you drunk and sober at the same time though?

Who said I was sober? I am off work for another two days. You know I am tatered!

Wolfgangsta wrote:

Do you think LA has ever been in a fight?

LA won his first fight when the doctor couldn't poke him in his moms belly with that steal rod. The kid is a fighter!

I've posted em before, I could rip off numerous, and they aren't "one punch Ko's"

I'm a huge smart-ass, flirt with a lot of girls, and a decent looking guy you could say, I don't start fights, they find me.

You're like, normal one second, a DROOLING dOCUHE BAG tHE NEXT mINUTES

LA wrote:

I've posted em before, I could rip off numerous, and they aren't "one punch Ko's"

I'm a huge smart-ass, flirt with a lot of girls, and a decent looking guy you could say, I don't start fights, they find me.

Well one of mine is.


You have a w-l ratio?

Wolfgangsta wrote:

You're like, normal one second, a DROOLING dOCUHE BAG tHE NEXT mINUTES

I wasn't drooling. The post was not important and I was just too lazy to go back and fix it. I am not sober, but I am not gonna fix a double click on the caps button when we are having so much fun. I thought I explained that in the post wHERE I TALKED LIKE THIS?

Ya but that coincided with a severe bout of illiteracy so I assumed you were on a downward drunken decline but here you are all fresh typing. I was hoping for some serious drunkchat. Totally was gonna try some shit once you got passy outy.

I wouldn't keep a win loss ratio, who am I? (I was gonna say that one guy back from ESPN, but couldn't remember his name, remember the guy who said he won like 200 street fights?, ah good times")

In High school in the Locker Room, this one punk started shit with me, when we were tied up, he tried dropping down, not like he knew what he was doing going for the takedown, but I just instinctively kneed him in the face, not a KO, but his nose was bleeding all over the place.

Nice. How many TKOs would you say you have then if that counts? Not like a standing verbal submission after a shot where dude just says "im done" or whatever, like stoppage quality street violence?

Wolfgangsta wrote:

Ya but that coincided with a severe bout of illiteracy so I assumed you were on a downward drunken decline but here you are all fresh typing. I was hoping for some serious drunkchat. Totally was gonna try some shit once you got passy outy.

Sorry to mislead you. I was trying to keep up with you all and chat with a friend on another site. Just a brain fart.