Creative "Mafia" Threats.

We'll castrate you, force your wife to wear your balls as earings, then put her in a Palookaville freakshow somehwere in a foreign country. Or, you can pay us.

How's that for classless, psycho threats. LOL: Let's hear some more.

"What're You Gonna Do Now, Tough Guy?"

4445Frank wrote:

We'll castrate you, force your wife to wear your balls as earings, then put her in a Palookaville freakshow somehwere in a foreign country. Or, you can pay us.

How's that for classless, psycho threats. LOL: Let's hear some more.

This is the furthest thing from what a "mafia" guy would say. If someone ever said that to me I wouldn't take him seriously. If you're looking for ideas for a script, remember less is more. For instance have your "collector" cut off the guys ear, take a possession as collateral then say something like "Next time it's your balls".

He wants a cartoonish stereotype, not a pulp expression of realism.

"I'll cut off your fingers, stick three in your ass, one in each eye and nostril, two in ya ears and I might make a new hole for the last one..or you can, how can I say, forget some of the exact details of what you saw last Febuary 7th, capice? "

Wolfgangsta wrote:

He wants a cartoonish stereotype, not a pulp expression of realism.

Unfortunately that's what we see all too often in movies and TV shows. In real life examples have to be made otherwise noone takes anyone seriously. Id love to see someone make a movie that has a real representation of what really happens. Empty threats are never an option.

hardcoreBEE24 wrote:

4445Frank wrote:

We'll castrate you, force your wife to wear your balls as earings, then put her in a Palookaville freakshow somehwere in a foreign country. Or, you can pay us.

How's that for classless, psycho threats. LOL: Let's hear some more.

This is the furthest thing from what a "mafia" guy would say. If someone ever said that to me I wouldn't take him seriously. If you're looking for ideas for a script, remember less is more. For instance have your "collector" cut off the guys ear, take a possession as collateral then say something like "Next time it's your balls".

The objective of this post was to make people laugh, not come up with things people would actually say.

hardcoreBEE24 wrote:

4445Frank wrote:

We'll castrate you, force your wife to wear your balls as earings, then put her in a Palookaville freakshow somehwere in a foreign country. Or, you can pay us.

How's that for classless, psycho threats. LOL: Let's hear some more.

This is the furthest thing from what a "mafia" guy would say. If someone ever said that to me I wouldn't take him seriously. If you're looking for ideas for a script, remember less is more. For instance have your "collector" cut off the guys ear, take a possession as collateral then say something like "Next time it's your balls".

In Hard Target, a JCVD movie, i remember a guy cutting a dudes ear off and then saying "Randel, I come back here, I cut me a steak"

4445Frank wrote:

hardcoreBEE24 wrote:

4445Frank wrote:

We'll castrate you, force your wife to wear your balls as earings, then put her in a Palookaville freakshow somehwere in a foreign country. Or, you can pay us.

How's that for classless, psycho threats. LOL: Let's hear some more.

This is the furthest thing from what a "mafia" guy would say. If someone ever said that to me I wouldn't take him seriously. If you're looking for ideas for a script, remember less is more. For instance have your "collector" cut off the guys ear, take a possession as collateral then say something like "Next time it's your balls".

The objective of this post was to make people laugh, not come up with things people would actually say.

Well I was speaking to a screenwriter and coming up in Bensonhurst and most of my family being from Carroll Gardens I was assuming that possibly you we're fishing for ideas for a story. The point I was making was from growing up around the men that make threats like this humor is usually not what occurs when collecting. Movies and shows tend to portray a lighter side of the business than the one that I saw from a distance. A good screenwriter is always looking for ideas just like a comedian is always looking for a joke.

The collector should make the collectee a flip book that illustrates what the consequences of non payment will be.

hardcoreBEE24 wrote:

The collector should make the collectee a flip book that illustrates what the consequences of non payment will be.

they send this guy after you