Sonnen on GSP, Lesnar, and Silva (hilarious)

On Anderson

Quote :

I’m ready to go. Is Anderson here somewhere? I’ll kick his ass from Austin all the way to San Antonio. People keep saying, ‘Chael, you’re hyping the fight.’ No I’m not. Hyping a fight is when I tell you guys, ‘This is going to be a great fight.’ I did just the opposite (before the first fight), and I’m going to do just the opposite now. This is not going to be a great fight. This is going to be him getting beat up for 25 minutes or until he gives up.”

“I think [Silva] is a great fighter, but he’s not as good as me. He’s not as good as Yushin Okami, either. He’s not the best guy in the world, and he never has been. He’s a sham. He’s one of these guys that throws leg kicks. So what if you get get kicked in your leg? What a bunch of [crying]. Getting kicked in the leg and admitting that hurts is like admitting you’re scared in the dark. It may be true, but if you say it, you’re a real wimp.”

On GSP

Quote :

“GSP had better pray to heaven above that ‘Shogun’ accepts my challenge because one of those two is getting beat up. If GSP said he wanted to fight me, the first thing I would say is the same thing I say every time I hear GSP talk: ‘Dang it that guy sounds like a French-Canadian Minnie Mouse.’ That’s the first thing I’d say. Then I’d say, ‘Hey, GSP, let me ask you a serious question – do you have a designated driver? Do you have someone to get you home safely? Because clearly you are intoxicated.”

“’GSP, do you have a hankering for pain? GSP, did you lose a bet with God? GSP, bring your $3,000 suit, bring your $3 date and get the three-cent tan knocked off your socialist back.’ If you see GSP, give him that message for me.”

On Brock

Quote :

“If Brock Lesnar was here right now, I’d take my boot off and throw it at him, and he’d better polish it up before he brings it back to me. Talking about he’s the baddest guy in the UFC? Brock, quit eating so many raw eggs and doing push-ups because it’s affecting your realm of reality. Are you kidding me? I’d slap you in your face, and you wouldn’t do anything. ‘I’m Brock Lesnar. I’ve got this $5 haircut and a knife tattooed on my chest.’ I’ll shove it up your face if you get in Chael Sonnen’s way.”

Source - http://www.mmabay.co.uk/2010/09/15/not-content-with-pssing-off-anderson-silva-chael-sonnen-takes-aim-at-georges-st-pierre-and-brock-lesnar/

Was just about to post this. Classic stuff.

LOL I fucking hate Sonnen but this shit is classic, the first time he really made me laugh. Maybe it is because I want to see all 3 mentioned get beat.

He had a poem for Spider as well:
http://www.mmamania.com/2010/9/14/1689097/chael-sonnens-poem-for-anderson

"Anderson think it through
There's still a few months before they lock the cage door behind me and you
Last time they raised your hand
But it was plain to see
That I took a lot more out of you than you took out of me
I broke the mirror and I blew away the smoke
It was me who tapped
But it was you who broke"

Dude is a character.

"If Brock Lesnar was here right now, I’d take my boot off and throw it at him, and he’d better polish it up before he brings it back to me."

that is a funny line.

I'm no fan of Chael by any stretch. But i'll admit, I REALLY want to see him get his ass kicked. That is, I want to watch his fights. The BS works.

I like his fights too. He's stand and trade and he's active on the ground. His fights are always wars, and usually both guys are just destroyed afterward.

boomer sooner wrote:

I like his fights too. He's stand and trade and he's active on the ground. His fights are always wars, and usually both guys are just destroyed afterward.

Except when Demian Maia tosses him like a bitch.

Chael is the man

You either love the guy or hate him... There's no middle ground with him... I love me some Chael. He never stops talking and is funny as hell. AND he backs his shit up in the cage.

i love me some chael too!

The funny thing is he loses to all 3.

Much easier to say that stuff then ever doing it, this egomaniac shouldn't be able to talk his way into any matches.

Didn't really find any of those quotes funny.

freakzilla316ftw wrote:

The funny thing is he loses to all 3.

Eh, I'm not seeing GSP having a good shot at beating someone like Sonnen

GSP is a better wrestler, better BJJ and quicker. The only advantage Sonnen has is size.

CHAEL IS AWESOME! I would pay money just to watch him talk shit.

freakzilla316ftw wrote:

GSP is a better wrestler, better BJJ and quicker. The only advantage Sonnen has is size.

I'd take Chael in the wrestling department....so much though that Chael wins in a MMA match or wrestling match.

so was shogun the one he was going to call out and does he want it at 205? Sonnen would destroy gsp Im sorry.

freakzilla316ftw wrote:

GSP is a better wrestler, better BJJ and quicker. The only advantage Sonnen has is size.

yep and just like lesnar vs mir size and power wins that fight.

sokolkevin wrote:

freakzilla316ftw wrote:

GSP is a better wrestler, better BJJ and quicker. The only advantage Sonnen has is size.

yep and just like lesnar vs mir size and power wins that fight.

No, wrestling was a major reason he beat Mir. Mir has no wrestling at all. GSP has the best takedowns in the UFC.

freakzilla316ftw wrote:

sokolkevin wrote:

freakzilla316ftw wrote:

GSP is a better wrestler, better BJJ and quicker. The only advantage Sonnen has is size.

yep and just like lesnar vs mir size and power wins that fight.

No, wrestling was a major reason he beat Mir. Mir has no wrestling at all. GSP has the best takedowns in the UFC.

GSP wouldn't out wrestle Sonnen.

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

freakzilla316ftw wrote:

sokolkevin wrote:

freakzilla316ftw wrote:

GSP is a better wrestler, better BJJ and quicker. The only advantage Sonnen has is size.

yep and just like lesnar vs mir size and power wins that fight.

No, wrestling was a major reason he beat Mir. Mir has no wrestling at all. GSP has the best takedowns in the UFC.

GSP wouldn't out wrestle Sonnen.

I'm not saying he would but he could. No one can stop GSP's takedowns.

freakzilla316ftw wrote:

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

freakzilla316ftw wrote:

sokolkevin wrote:

freakzilla316ftw wrote:

GSP is a better wrestler, better BJJ and quicker. The only advantage Sonnen has is size.

yep and just like lesnar vs mir size and power wins that fight.

No, wrestling was a major reason he beat Mir. Mir has no wrestling at all. GSP has the best takedowns in the UFC.

GSP wouldn't out wrestle Sonnen.

I'm not saying he would but he could. No one can stop GSP's takedowns.

He sets them up very well. But he isn't unstoppable.

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

freakzilla316ftw wrote:

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

freakzilla316ftw wrote:

sokolkevin wrote:

freakzilla316ftw wrote:

GSP is a better wrestler, better BJJ and quicker. The only advantage Sonnen has is size.

yep and just like lesnar vs mir size and power wins that fight.

No, wrestling was a major reason he beat Mir. Mir has no wrestling at all. GSP has the best takedowns in the UFC.

GSP wouldn't out wrestle Sonnen.

I'm not saying he would but he could. No one can stop GSP's takedowns.

He sets them up very well. But he isn't unstoppable.

True, but this is the fan in me talking