Shark Fights discussion.

how can they show prde when UFC owns it?

http://www.ninjasplace.com/trash-can-f15/time-to-pimp-smack-wolf-look-what-he-said-about-toney-t8538-30.htm#142735


I was talking to you guys, at least I was trying to.

This is important to understand the mind of Dana. This is where both the Pride fanboy and Pride usurper was ultimately born.

Wow even back then Dana still went to the "he's a real guy" line

Don Frye you are my hero and mentor

Don Frye wrote:

If I was a Southpaw, I'd be drowned at birth
I wouldn't wanna judge it; it's like a couple a whores fightin' over a dollar
The referee is not your friend, he's your enemy
same thing with every judge out there
he already shot his wad
I scratched my back and a puppy fell out
Texas is a big country
their mean little brits man, you need to frisk them before they enter the cage
"Sweet sweat, i wonder what that means"
- bas
"it comes from my scrotum"
-Don
"I'm not gonna touch that with..."
-Bas
"not gonna go there..."
-Other guy
- "that was your voice"
-Don
"You think you've got it, and it just all goes downhill."
-Bas
"like a wet fart"
-Don

"Come on, lets not pretend..."
-Don
"As long as it doesnt happen during the broadcast"
-Other Guy
"not again. No
-Don
Evans is tough. Evans is tough. he's like, 'hey, get outta here
this was like prison sex, it was fast, it was violent, it was bloody and there was a lot of noise
ook at me im a wrestler, my balls are so big i wear the excess on my hat
Look at his ears they're like potatoes. Like he got stuck in the birth canal and they beat him out with a stick
built like a brick shithouse
You know if I was Reese, I'd go to Bradley's hometown and rob a bank
I didn't know France was ever in a fight
Italy declared war on Spain and France surrendered
I'm Don, Bas is the ugly guy with no hair
i started counting fights when i'd come home drunk and knock the old lady around
while im in Texas i can say this
Well at least he's got clean underwear on
Skin like a mule's ass I'll tell ya
Ohhhhhh TRIPLE RAINBOW
the beer sales must be good tonight
I've got a sexy voice
looks like the extra 3/4 pound is weighing him down
If I was Masvidal, I'd come up and hit him with a headbutt. Sorry, but I would, heh heh heh
Masvidal better not turn his back to Daley on the way out
Thats a man right there thats a man
Get off your wallets ya cheap bastards and give em some money.
Come-on give em' five bucks it's a six pack of beer
Hope you're enjoying these fights, because if you're not - i'ma killya. Hehehehe
he's like a rabid octopus
That was like 2 1/2 hours of rough sex. I feel like i need a shot of tequila and a cigarette

Alistair had his moments.

oh man I am crying with laughter rereading all this shit

Holy shit, Chuck Liddell's striking is overrated, I think the fact he's only been fighting wrestlers in the UFC makes it look better than it is. Couture just out struck him. I'm sure the UFC will try to give him an easy road back to the title but as soon as he starts fighting strikers again he'll lose, especially if that chin gives out.


Alistair I think should move up to heavy weight.

..and here is Rampage before his balls were removed.

Wolfgangsta wrote:

Holy shit, Chuck Liddell's striking is overrated, I think the fact he's only been fighting wrestlers in the UFC makes it look better than it is. Couture just out struck him. I'm sure the UFC will try to give him an easy road back to the title but as soon as he starts fighting strikers again he'll lose, especially if that chin gives out.


Alistair I think should move up to heavy weight.

Dude, he's too skinny to hang with the new breed HW's in the UFC like Arlovski, Big Tim and Gan Mcgee.

KingsOwn19 wrote:

..and here is Rampage before his balls were removed.

Ain't that the truth

"I'm not real good at wrestling, I just know how to slam motha fuckas"

Rampage would be a decent fighter if he learned how to box a little bit. Imagine this guy with a boxing coach.

He's predicting a slam over Arona, ya right, Arona ain't Sakuraba, if he locks on the triangle it's over. You can fucking bank on that. If you think otherwise you don't know dick about MMA.

LMAO at Page carrying him like a baby.

Shark fights almost 2bills? interesting

even more impressive LA???

I didnt talk to myself!!!!

Chuck is dead..even against wimpy strikers. The only "old man" in the system that can actually win is Randy and come on...He can't beat Jon Jones.

lol andrew