Tiger Wood's wife. Is she happy? Boy, am I hung up over that!

This bitch is getting hundreds of millions of dollars for screwing Tiger and having his kids. The morning shows are running shows asking her if she's happy?? Are they retarded?? They're also trying to make her out to be a hero? "Dumb" is a reality. I won't waste anymore words on this.

If you bugged her phone right now this is what she'll be saying to her female friends...

" I AM RICH BYYYATCH "

If she isn't happy, I can let her play with my fun stick.

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

If she isn't happy, I can let her play with my fun stick.

Your little chorizo isn't going to satisfy a Swedish amazon woman.

Ali_1748 wrote:

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

If she isn't happy, I can let her play with my fun stick.

Your little chorizo isn't going to satisfy a Swedish amazon woman.

Paaaleeze, The King Mammoth will bring joy to all Swedish women.

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

Ali_1748 wrote:

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

If she isn't happy, I can let her play with my fun stick.

Your little chorizo isn't going to satisfy a Swedish amazon woman.

Paaaleeze, The King Mammoth will bring joy to all Swedish women.

She'll burst out laughing when she glances at your diminutive grass snake.

She can buy penis size at this point. She can have a dildo made to exactly fit her measurements. Sorry buddy, this babe is into money and she has plenty of it.

4445Frank wrote:

She can buy penis size at this point. She can have a dildo made to exactly fit her measurements. Sorry buddy, this babe is into money and she has plenty of it.

And how exactly do you know of this Frank, have you visited these Dildo shops before ?

4445Frank wrote:

She can buy penis size at this point. She can have a dildo made to exactly fit her measurements. Sorry buddy, this babe is into money and she has plenty of it.

Damn it you bastards, the bitch isn't happy and I'm going to let her play with my fun stick and that is that. Because I'm just that fucking nice.

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

4445Frank wrote:

She can buy penis size at this point. She can have a dildo made to exactly fit her measurements. Sorry buddy, this babe is into money and she has plenty of it.

Damn it you bastards, the bitch isn't happy and I'm going to let her play with my fun stick and that is that. Because I'm just that fucking nice.

Ali_1748 wrote:

4445Frank wrote:

She can buy penis size at this point. She can have a dildo made to exactly fit her measurements. Sorry buddy, this babe is into money and she has plenty of it.

And how exactly do you know of this Frank, have you visited these Dildo shops before ?

I set myself up for that one huh? LOL.

Ali, at this point she can have Picaso draw a portrait of her ideal "dick" and get a crew of Hollywood artists to create it for her.

4445Frank wrote:

Ali, at this point she can have Picaso draw a portrait of her ideal "dick" and get a crew of Hollywood artists to create it for her.

lol Picasso would draw one funky shaped penis.

4445Frank wrote:

Ali, at this point she can have Picaso draw a portrait of her ideal "dick" and get a crew of Hollywood artists to create it for her.

Yeah she already sent for a mold of my fun stick. She is the one that named it The King Mammoth.

Ali_1748 wrote:

4445Frank wrote:

Ali, at this point she can have Picaso draw a portrait of her ideal "dick" and get a crew of Hollywood artists to create it for her.

lol Picasso would draw one funky shaped penis.

Well, my imagination will only go so far where that one is concerned. That lady is so happy now, she's probably down for just about anything.

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

4445Frank wrote:

Ali, at this point she can have Picaso draw a portrait of her ideal "dick" and get a crew of Hollywood artists to create it for her.

Yeah she already sent for a mold of my fun stick. She is the one that named it The King Mammoth.

Go get her OUSOONERSOU!!!!

I'm bringing my secret weapon. The ultimate turn on.

You boxing guys wouldn't know but that is an ESPN board throwback. I'm sure Bigs remember's, he got a temp ban for posting that lol

Please tell me that turtle wasn't fucking that shoe man!

4445Frank wrote:

Please tell me that turtle wasn't fucking that shoe man!

He was just showing it his O face. You know, OOOOOO, OOOOOO, OOOOO.

The shoe had a cigarette after.

Ali_1748 wrote:

The shoe had a cigarette after.

I guess if you live long enough, you get to see everything.

OUSOONERSOU wrote:

4445Frank wrote:

Please tell me that turtle wasn't fucking that shoe man!

He was just showing it his O face. You know, OOOOOO, OOOOOO, OOOOO.

LOL

Wait, you mean we shouldn't care about a woman feelings who is having to deal with what hudreds if not thousands of women deal with every day in an unfaithful husband? Do you insensitive bastards think that just because she's worth 3/4 of a bil that she's somehow immune? Do you think that she doesn't deserve the air time of TV news talk asking these verrrrry important questions on a verrrrry important issue? You guys are cold and childish. I hope a verrrrry rich woman comes along and treats you like she's been treated. No one likes to be screwed, handed all of the things in life you could ever want, screwed again, only to find out you're being screwed around on and handed hundreds of millions for your headaches... I'm ashamed of all of you. The rich have feelings too you know... (Ninja, you need a middle finger smiley!!!)