Wow Margarito Makes Lettermans Top 10

Top Ten Reasons Why Antonio Margarito Used Plaster Of Paris

10. I thought I was in L.A. to get my hands cemented for the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
9. Oh don't act like you didnt know tornados are formed from concrete.
8. Me speak no english
7. I was only commemorating the 26th anniversary of the Luis Resto incident.
6. Dont blame me blame Wal Mart for those enticing roll back prices on Plaster of Paris.
5. Oh stop! It wasn't plaster it was leftover salt/sugar crystals from my margarita, hence the name.
4. Well you know I have a granite chin, who wouldn't want granite hands to match?
3. I thought it was so easy a caveman could do it.
2. What you call Plaster of Paris I call a cast for my injured hand in sparring.
And the number one reason for Antonio Margarito using Plaster of Paris...drumroll
1. "See what had happened was...."

Did Tony really make the top ten ?