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marbleheadmaui
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Arguello, Finito, Duran, Saad Muhammad
Posts : 4040
Join date : 2010-05-16
| | Subject: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:25 pm | |
| Master Counterpuncher
Dominates all but Manny
Drinks own urine, yuck
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Defeats All comers
Hooking jab and crushing right
Yet fans still complain
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Hook to the liver
Again and again and then
Hook to the head BAM!
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Exhausted and cut
Bruised ribs,bleeding, closing eye
He climbs off the stool
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Sanchez and Obha
Villa and Womack and Moore
Oh what might have been
Waddya got? | |
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KrazyHorseBennett
Purple Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Charles Bennett is the second coming of Christ.
Posts : 1077
Join date : 2010-04-15
Age : 52
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:27 pm | |
| Kostya Tszyu, legend?
Biggest win was Zab Judah
Tszyu's overrated | |
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marbleheadmaui
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Arguello, Finito, Duran, Saad Muhammad
Posts : 4040
Join date : 2010-05-16
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:32 pm | |
| - KrazyHorseBennett wrote:
- Kostya Tszyu, legend?
Biggest win was Zab Judah
Tszyu's overrated ------------------- Ouch, Tszyu dominates Thirteen wins over ranked men Juan L in fourth fight. | |
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KrazyHorseBennett
Purple Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Charles Bennett is the second coming of Christ.
Posts : 1077
Join date : 2010-04-15
Age : 52
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:33 pm | |
| Juan L shot to hell
Tszyu feasts on weathered old man
Fools all but Krazy | |
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marbleheadmaui
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Arguello, Finito, Duran, Saad Muhammad
Posts : 4040
Join date : 2010-05-16
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:36 pm | |
| - KrazyHorseBennett wrote:
- Juan L shot to hell
Tszyu feasts on weathered old man
Fools all but Krazy -------------------------------- LOL! Oustanding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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marbleheadmaui
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Arguello, Finito, Duran, Saad Muhammad
Posts : 4040
Join date : 2010-05-16
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:28 pm | |
| Margarito hearing
Tony trapped like a rat
Mexico looks good | |
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Birdofthad
Platinum Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Ken shamrock, Frank Shamrock, Guy Mezger, Pete Williams, you get it Lions Den
Posts : 17542
Join date : 2009-07-19
Age : 37
Location : D Town
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:47 pm | |
| Margarito is Stupid
Man he really looks stupid
God Damn he's stupid | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:36 pm | |
| Positioning... check.
Slip slide pivot, dodge, control.
Patience...Check Mate. |
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marbleheadmaui
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Arguello, Finito, Duran, Saad Muhammad
Posts : 4040
Join date : 2010-05-16
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:38 pm | |
| - Gumby wrote:
- Positioning... check.
Slip slide pivot, dodge, control.
Patience...Check Mate. Niiiiiiice | |
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KrazyHorseBennett
Purple Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Charles Bennett is the second coming of Christ.
Posts : 1077
Join date : 2010-04-15
Age : 52
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:07 am | |
| I thought this would have caught on a little more, Marble.  | |
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marbleheadmaui
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Arguello, Finito, Duran, Saad Muhammad
Posts : 4040
Join date : 2010-05-16
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:33 pm | |
| - KrazyHorseBennett wrote:
- I thought this would have caught on a little more, Marble.
Well it's a tough crowd Haiku not for everyone Boxing rules the day | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:39 pm | |
| Best future headline:
Filipino Tsunami
Drowns a Mexican |
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marbleheadmaui
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Arguello, Finito, Duran, Saad Muhammad
Posts : 4040
Join date : 2010-05-16
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:24 pm | |
| - Gumby wrote:
- Best future headline:
Filipino Tsunami
Drowns a Mexican THAT was outstanding! | |
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KrazyHorseBennett
Purple Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Charles Bennett is the second coming of Christ.
Posts : 1077
Join date : 2010-04-15
Age : 52
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:50 am | |
| Little Floyd Junior
God gave billion dollar skill
Then gave ten cent brain | |
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bobbitt15
Gold Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Chael Sonnen, Michael Chandler, Jorge Masvidal, Carlos Condit
Posts : 14830
Join date : 2009-07-16
Age : 35
Location : Cincinnati
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:52 am | |
| Talking on Twitter
Does not a boxing star make
Stop Andre Berto | |
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KrazyHorseBennett
Purple Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Charles Bennett is the second coming of Christ.
Posts : 1077
Join date : 2010-04-15
Age : 52
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:31 am | |
| Pac versus Pryor
Please get me a time machine
And some clean undies
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marbleheadmaui
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Arguello, Finito, Duran, Saad Muhammad
Posts : 4040
Join date : 2010-05-16
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:36 am | |
| - KrazyHorseBennett wrote:
- Pac versus Pryor
Please get me a time machine
And some clean undies
Pacman on great roll Hawk was true junior welter Gets up to stop Pac | |
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KrazyHorseBennett
Purple Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Charles Bennett is the second coming of Christ.
Posts : 1077
Join date : 2010-04-15
Age : 52
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:38 am | |
| I freakin love these!!! hahaha | |
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Birdofthad
Platinum Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Ken shamrock, Frank Shamrock, Guy Mezger, Pete Williams, you get it Lions Den
Posts : 17542
Join date : 2009-07-19
Age : 37
Location : D Town
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:41 am | |
| He was going to become
a Champion
He Became Michael Grant | |
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marbleheadmaui
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Arguello, Finito, Duran, Saad Muhammad
Posts : 4040
Join date : 2010-05-16
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:43 am | |
| Salvador Sanchez
Fabulous counterpuncher
Terrible driver | |
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KrazyHorseBennett
Purple Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Charles Bennett is the second coming of Christ.
Posts : 1077
Join date : 2010-04-15
Age : 52
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:44 am | |
| - Birdofthad wrote:
- He was going to become
a Champion
He Became Michael Grant 5 7 5 brother  | |
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marbleheadmaui
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Arguello, Finito, Duran, Saad Muhammad
Posts : 4040
Join date : 2010-05-16
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:44 am | |
| Bob Arum lies
Oscar learns bad habits well
Satan poisons sport | |
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marbleheadmaui
Red Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Arguello, Finito, Duran, Saad Muhammad
Posts : 4040
Join date : 2010-05-16
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:46 am | |
| Steaming Jungle fight
Unbeatable George Foreman
Ali Bomaye | |
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KrazyHorseBennett
Purple Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Charles Bennett is the second coming of Christ.
Posts : 1077
Join date : 2010-04-15
Age : 52
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:46 am | |
| Dear casual fan
Mister Pernell Whitaker
Not nicknamed "Sweat Pea" | |
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KrazyHorseBennett
Purple Belt
Favorite Fighter(s) : Charles Bennett is the second coming of Christ.
Posts : 1077
Join date : 2010-04-15
Age : 52
| | Subject: Re: PUGILISTIC HAIKU Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:46 am | |
| - marbleheadmaui wrote:
- Steaming Jungle fight
Unbeatable George Foreman
Ali Bomaye Nice | |
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