Who Here Has Seen Stripes????

All the plants are gonna die!

I am the little acorn that becomes the oak

hahahahaha

forgot how great this movie is

you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls???

Never

So much for the monastery

No we are not homosexual but we are willing to learn

ya would they send us someplace special

bwuahahahah

Lighten up, Francis.

hahah ol Francis hahaha


Sir does this mean were done for the day?

hahaha

my name's Dewey Oxburger but my friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem.

(Francis points gun at everyone)

Winger: STOOOOPID

hahahahha

were not Watoosie were not spartans

hahah

Where is your drill sergeant?


BLOWN UP SIR!!!!!

hahahahahhaah

Weve been kickin ass for 200 years

were 10 and 1

hahahaha

THATS THE FACT JACK!!!!!

HAHAH

Okay, I had to search this one out on IMDB since I didn't remember it all:


Sergeant Hulka: Okay, Mr. Push-ups, let's hear your story.


John Winger: Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
[points to the soldier next to him]

John Winger: Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka isn't always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.
[the soldiers start clapping]

Sergeant Hulka: Well, okay, hotshot. We're gonna see what kind of soldier you are.

hahahah you are a madman hahahahha

Hulka's laugh was s o great like holy hell this guys so full of shit Ive never seen it like this before

Oh I wish I was a loofah

hahhahaha

RAZZLE DAZZLE

hut 2 3 4

Hut 2, 3 , 4

The quick brown fox jumped, Over the lazy dog

sir


hahahah

TOOK IT TO GET IT WASHED?!?!?!?!?!?!

Its Edi Amin

Its Winger
hahaha

Ma'am, I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.

C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin.

ya and I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once

hahahaha
I hsouldnt drakn this cough syrup hahaha

Murray, Ramis, and Candy at the top of their games. Warren Oates great as Sgt Hulka.

yes, yes, yes, and hell yes Cappin

Judd reinhold wasnt bad either

I sat it in the theaters the week it came out.

Maybe you'd like to take a swing at me?

hahah love how he throws a punch with 1 hand in his pocket hahah

Birdofthad wrote:

hahah love how he throws a punch with 1 hand in his pocket hahah

Hulka saw that punch coming a mile away.Winger punched like a girl.